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Author My weight before and after a poo.
marklaruk
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16th Apr 07 at 18:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
70.6kg before
70.5kg after

thankyou

[Edited on 16-04-2007 by marklaruk]
Marc
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All Torque
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16th Apr 07 at 18:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe keep a weekly diary...
marklaruk
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16th Apr 07 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tbh i feel like i have really achieved something in my life today.
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post of the day.
Matt H
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What about after a woop? (wank/poo combination)

PS any news on these lights
Liam
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16th Apr 07 at 18:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
!
marklaruk
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
What about after a woop? (wank/poo combination)

PS any news on these lights


with a woop is there any special rules? as the number 2 is slipping out i give myself a quick tug? or does it not matter. Never the less i am very interested.

Also i had a word with the guy today and i told him i still don't have them so hes gona get in touch with the postal guys.

[Edited on 16-04-2007 by marklaruk]
Planty02
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16th Apr 07 at 18:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how about a new feature...feature thread??? First nomination
Rachel H
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16th Apr 07 at 18:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Because of my crohns, I shit the biggest foot longs EVER.

They won't flush either, the other week my dad had to get the garden hose down the toilet to dislodge it, seriously.
andy1868
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i don't know whether to laugh or cry for you oli
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Rachel H


They won't flush either, the other week my dad had to get the garden hose down the toilet to dislodge it, seriously.






I have visions of Ollie ruining sports day for everyone by showing us his new talent in the long jump sand pit
marklaruk
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16th Apr 07 at 18:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rachel H
Because of my crohns, I shit the biggest foot longs EVER.

They won't flush either, the other week my dad had to get the garden hose down the toilet to dislodge it, seriously.


get yourself weighed!!
Planty02
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16th Apr 07 at 18:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You could have a poo weigh in event at PVS
andy1868
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16th Apr 07 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bagsy not judging said contest
marklaruk
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quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
You could have a poo weigh in event at PVS


winner gets a...?
Planty02
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16th Apr 07 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Points to be given for length, width, consistency and weight lost
Planty02
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16th Apr 07 at 19:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
...winner gets to take home all the terds

EDIT: or some bog roll

[Edited on 16-04-2007 by Planty02]
Neo
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PMSL at this thread...
Tommy L
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16th Apr 07 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
You could have a poo weigh in event at PVS


winner gets a...?

poo sandwich

lol @ thread
Kurt
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16th Apr 07 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
What about after a woop? (wank/poo combination)

PS any news on these lights


up my way its a crank (crap/wank) you can also shart (s***/fart)
All Torque
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16th Apr 07 at 20:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^
deano87
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16th Apr 07 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Reminds me of the Peter Kay gag on his Live at the Bolton Albert Halls DVD.

Lady "Well done to Jean, she's lost a pound"

Peter Kay "A pound? What's that? I shit a pound! Cost me more to get in!"
Skylined
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16th Apr 07 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kurtofcc
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
What about after a woop? (wank/poo combination)

PS any news on these lights


up my way its a crank (crap/wank) you can also shart (s***/fart)


we call that a schwank (shit/wank) and also use the 'sharted' term
Rob E
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17th Apr 07 at 00:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you must have waaay to much time on your hands. still funny though!

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