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deano87
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16th Apr 07 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well, I did the classic mistake. Was watering the garden with the hose and went in the shed. As I came out of the shed, I got soaked in water, so back in I went, hiding like a girl behind the door.

Not wanting to get wet, I looked around the shed for what I could defend myself. I thought it a bit harsh to throw garden sheers, lawnmower, bikes etc at the girlfriend, so did this. . .
















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And naturally, because I was a ponse and didn't want to get wet, I had to do a ponsy pose (different phone camera because the girlfriends phone died).






[Edited on 16-04-2007 by deano87]
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you look about 12!
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interesting Deano.

Do you enjoy being wrapped in PVC then?
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have you fucked in your parents bed yet?
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does you mummy know you touch girls?
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Why are you wearing a bag? How did you get wet. This is strange?!
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quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes
interesting Deano.

Do you enjoy being wrapped in PVC then?

No

Willay - I'm afraid to say I haven't, yet. Cheque for PVS is in the post - now you're going to know my address

ed - I got wet ever so slightly wet, went in the shed, and made some waterproof clothing to stop myself getting wet.

I may look 12, but I am not, even though I may do 12 year-old-ish things.
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I'm going to come round and smell your lillies.
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I'm going to come round and smell your willy.


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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I'm going to come round and smell your lillies.

I see what you did there, and it's one 'l', so Lily
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TBH I'd of taken the "throw shears" option and lived with the consequences rather than post those pics on here!
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
quote:
Originally posted by willay
I'm going to come round and smell your willy.


Then i'll come and suck it.


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He kinda looks like a young Ojc...
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do you get stopped by the police alot as they might think your a young joy rider

very nice outfit deano
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Why didnt whoever was taking he photo just move the hose ???????
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Why have you made a thread of this?
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
quote:
Originally posted by willay
I'm going to come round and smell your willy.


Then i'll come and suck it.


Can i watch?


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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
do you get stopped by the police alot as they might think your a young joy rider

very nice outfit deano

Surprisingly, I've never been stopped.

Touch wood.

[Edited on 16-04-2007 by deano87]
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stuff her on the parents bed already deano!!
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
stuff her on the parents bed already deano!!

Just missed my chance she made up for soaking me with the hose [/details]
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
stuff her on the parents bed already deano!!


Izzz Nizzzzeee, hmmnyesss?

EDIT: DEANO GOT HEADDDDD DEEANO GOT HEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

[Edited on 16-04-2007 by pow]
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I'd love to get naked.
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quote:
Originally posted by pow

EDIT: DEANO GOT HEADDDDD DEEANO GOT HEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!



More than just that my friend
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