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jay kay
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12th Apr 07 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Have you ever been approached by a female and tried to be chatted up by them asking " do you have a name for your car?"

fir3vip3r
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12th Apr 07 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

all the time.... they love the mechanical beast
SteveW
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12th Apr 07 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

used to when i drove "snowy" attracted all kinds of slutty girls at cruises

[Edited on 12-04-2007 by SteveW]
Kellye
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12th Apr 07 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol I have never heard of that one haha
DJMartin07
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12th Apr 07 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

In Potton, defently. But i'm always in a hurry to chat.
jay kay
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12th Apr 07 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its never ever happened to me
Doug
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Never heard that one before
K17STY
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12th Apr 07 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

does naming a car count i used to call icys corsa Jim

and stuart asked a guy about his mini the other day . . should i be worried
jay kay
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DJMartin07
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Hey I call my own car Darkness cos the end of my plate goes DRK. Is that a stupid thing because my family have always named cars.
BarnshaW
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12th Apr 07 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

darkness? id be ashamed lol
Butler
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12th Apr 07 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Worst thing to do is try and explain the significance of a rallye to a girl when your drunk, definately not a good idea
DJMartin07
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12th Apr 07 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It is dark, I just keep having bad luck, and it isn't even British it was made in Spain and it's was registered in NW London.
Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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12th Apr 07 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Is that piece of shit yours?"
DJMartin07
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12th Apr 07 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So at least I haven't crashed Whittie.
Robin
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12th Apr 07 at 14:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jay kay
Have you ever been approached by a female and tried to be chatted up by them asking " do you have a name for your car?"



Never
Whittie
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12th Apr 07 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
So at least I haven't crashed Whittie.


What made you think I was talking to you???????????

DJMartin07
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12th Apr 07 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

by saying that piece of shit is yours, and i'm the only person witht the picture of my car on this thread, apart from the beemer which isn't shit.

[Edited on 12-04-2007 by DJMartin07]
Whittie
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12th Apr 07 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
by saying that piece of shit is yours, and i'm the only person witht the picture of my car on this thread.


I'll re phrase...


quote:
Have you ever been approached by a female and tried to be chatted up by them asking " do you have a name for your car?"


No but they have asked... "Is that piece of shit yours?"

Robin
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12th Apr 07 at 14:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he said it in speech marks, as if to indicate it was a line he's had said to him
Whittie
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12th Apr 07 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just to confirm..







DJMartin07
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12th Apr 07 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Very nice.
DJMartin07
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12th Apr 07 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What you crash into?
Kellye
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12th Apr 07 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
"Is that piece of shit yours?"


I like that 1
Whittie
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12th Apr 07 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
What you crash into?


A barrier on the front. A halfords clip off a lorry on the pillar, a reebok classic on the rear quater, and a shopping trolley above the arch.

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