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Antz
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10th Apr 07 at 23:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just got this message from a girl I know...

'Legs pushed wide apart being fucked so hard, Mmmmm you know what would go well with this dildo, to help me cum? fone fuck, ring me he he'


ERM NO!!

Reply: 'Nah, I'm too shy for that, see you tomorrow for a good ass riding!'

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why didnt you ring her?
CorsAsh
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Where do you lot manage to dredge up such classless whores?
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
why didnt you ring her?

Fuck that! I've never done that phone sex shizzle, I wouldn't know what to say
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Do you not have an imagination?

Jesus.
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Where do you lot manage to dredge up such classless whores?


That's the thing Ash... she is a propper daddys girl, well respected, it actually shocked the shit out of me to get that text
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
why didnt you ring her?

Fuck that! I've never done that phone sex shizzle, I wouldn't know what to say


dont know what to do....

practice

get ringing them sex chat lines
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why didnt you invite her around...or invite yourself over ?!?!
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Do you not have an imagination?

Jesus.


Yeah, but still... it's wrong!
Steve X16XE
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Looks like the phone itself does everything for you
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pics?
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Do you not have an imagination?

Jesus.


Yeah, but still... it's wrong!


WRONG wtf....

im ashamed to be the same sex as you tbh
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by neosneaker
why didnt you invite her around...or invite yourself over ?!?!

Her parents would kill me... and it sounds like she is pretty much done for tonight
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Do you not have an imagination?

Jesus.


Yeah, but still... it's wrong!


WRONG wtf....

im ashamed to be the same sex as you tbh


Hey, I'm not shy in bed, I don't mind cracking them over the back of the head just before climax... or pull hair... but over the phone... my mum might hear
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Do you not have an imagination?

Jesus.


Yeah, but still... it's wrong!


WRONG wtf....

im ashamed to be the same sex as you tbh


Hey, I'm not shy in bed, I don't mind cracking them over the back of the head just before climax... or pull hair... but over the phone... my mum might hear


even better
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Do you not have an imagination?

Jesus.


Yeah, but still... it's wrong!


You can go two ways.

Romantic, Mills and Boone, talking about being gentle, using words like "parting" and "softly", or...

Filthy, using words like "hard cock" and "fucking tight cunt".

Number two seems right for that girl.
Antz
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bang it my son
Steve X16XE
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Pics of said classy bird?
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Don't actually say "badger" as in the animal though, not all women are into that.

"I'm thinking about fucking your badger..."
"I only have a cat..."
"That'll do."

Antz
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not got a reply back yet... I'll be sure to post her reply when it cums
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
I'll be sure to post her reply when it cums



It has a name you know
Steve X16XE
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"cums"
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we can do the thinking for you, you post what she says, we tell you what to say

CS phone sex orgy











































Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
Pics of said classy bird?


Will post pics tomorrow if I go round and do the deed, if not it'll be the weekend.

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