Sam
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Basically I met up with an ex tonight, I don't actually want to do her or anything as she is a slut, anyways I bought her old mobile off her the other day but she forgot to give me the box and that for it so I went round to collect it tonight.
Now, when we first met up tonight she was moaning about her love/sex life (I wasn't interested TBH but I pretended to be as I wanted my phone box LOL), anyways just as I was about to go she gave me a kiss on the lips which then turned into a snog... 
I left there thinking WTF just happened there!   It didn't make me feel like I miss her or anything, and she has been texting me since saying it was out of order shouldn't have done that, blah blah etc. I kept telling her I don't care it was just a kiss, nothing else happened, and I ain't reading anything into it, now I think she's vexed with me because I didn't tell her what she wanted to hear, that is, she wanted me to say I miss her I want her back or whatever. Stupid cow!
Anyway, that's my little story of this evening's events, I hope it's been an entertaining/interesting read, if not, gaf.com innit! 
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Scotty C
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Sure it was the phone box you just wanted?
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Robin
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I like the word vexed, it's cool 
All women are like this Sam, ghey.
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Cosmo
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if your not getting any at the moment then its time for a re-bore and then leave the scene for a while!
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Hamish
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the only words i picked out of that were ex, slut and kiss
I think were missing some pics 
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Sam
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Trust me, I really do not want to have sex with her! She is a proper head fuck, and yeah all I wanted was the phone box as I bought the phone cheaply off her to sell on for a profit. 
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PaulW
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pics of said ex
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CorsAsh
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What a bitch. 
Bet she just wanted to suck your cock and think of Moyles.
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Cosmo
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TBH every hole is a goal.
And if your not getting any, and you seem happy where you are with here, you may aswell hit it again (and again and again).
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Butler
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Amen Robin, I think all girls are the same and it sounds like youve got her sussed Sam.
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PaulW
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I still wish to slowly twist the knife in Emma
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Sam
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She probably would have sucked me off/fucked me if we weren't outside her house at the time!
TBH I am that we snogged. She seems to think it will happen again next time we meet up... Hopefully she will forget about it/me soon and stop annoying me.
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
I still wish to slowly twist the knife in Emma
Direct the gas pipes to her room mate, turn gas on, throw a molotov cocktail through her window and run like fuck!
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Cosmo
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pics still though
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Sam
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No way, just in case she knows someone on here!
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
No way, just in case she knows someone on here!
she doesnt 
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
She probably would have sucked me off/fucked me if we weren't outside her house at the time!
TBH I am that we snogged. She seems to think it will happen again next time we meet up... Hopefully she will forget about it/me soon and stop annoying me.
Just do it, worst that'll happen is she'll go "Ooooohhhhhh, fuck me like you fucked morning radio broadcasts!"
Just take some earplugs.
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Sam
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I don't think she likes Chris Moyles...
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CorsAsh
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That's good news actually Maybe give her a wide berth for a while, she might get bored and wander off.
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Sam
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I think she is of stalker. I have told her so many times to literally fuck off and leave me alone, she still comes back!
I give up! 
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CorsAsh
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Kill her then
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Maybe give her a wide girth for a while, she might get bored and wander off.
Ive heard this is what matters, so doubt she'll get bored 
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Sam
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She might attack me with her big boobies... 
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PaulW
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god damn pics sam
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
god damn pics sam
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