AndyKent
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A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself:
"Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant.
But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,
"Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh.............., Ryanair!!!
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fir3vip3r
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Registered: 14th Jun 06
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awful
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Dean_W
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Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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Terrible.
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Marc
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Bit disapointed tbh
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AndyKent
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I thought it was good 
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corsa_chelle
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Registered: 6th Sep 06
Location: North Yorkshire
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i don't understand it
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RyanSxi
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Registered: 26th Jul 06
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i liked it
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AndyKent
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Well, one out of 6 ain't bad 
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RyanSxi
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quote: Originally posted by aPk
Well, one out of 6 ain't bad 
your up against a hard crowd. not easily pleased
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loubielou
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Registered: 14th Jan 07
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soooo true
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