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baza31
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29th Mar 07 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fooook me i have had the most randomest day ever. It started around 3pm, i was on a job and had just finished it, i had the back of my van open and was throwing my tools and all the rubbish off the job in the back, i left the doors wide open and when i come back out there was this guy sat in the corner of my van I asked him what he was doing and he burst out laughing, i mean proper loud too.. which then set me off as i couldnt believe what was happening, he got up and put my hard hat on, jumped out and sprinted off

my day got worse,

I signed up to the sunbed shop a few week ago as i am going away on holiday, if i dont go ill just burn when i get away....well there is this proper fit lass who works there, i saw her eyeing me up a few times .well after two weeks of bottling it about asking her out i finally overcome my fear and asked her...she said yes and alls good.

Well after a few msgs she text me saying shes a lesbian but still wants to go 4 a drink

wtf is happening to me


bad luck comes in threes and am off out tonight, prob pull a tranny

[Edited on 29-03-2007 by baza31]
JonnyJ
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29th Mar 07 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Threesome?

Pics of lesbian?
baza31
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29th Mar 07 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ill try get some.

bastard i thought my luck was in too
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by baza31
prob pull a tranny


if he is called Nathy you;d of come full circle
Simon_16v
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29th Mar 07 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Threesome?

Pics of lesbian?


This guy has the right idea
tom_simes
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29th Mar 07 at 19:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by baza31
prob pull a tranny


if he is called Nathy you'd of come full circle


mav
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29th Mar 07 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what a day..

there is a lesbian at my work that I get on great with and she gets naked pics of her girlfriends on her phone and shows me them..Tell me what they do in detail etc too... all good...
corsa_chelle
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29th Mar 07 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

where in yorkshire was the weirdo guy?
antscorsa
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29th Mar 07 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



my day got worse,

I signed up to the sunbed shop a few week ago as i am going away on holiday, if i dont go ill just burn when i get away....well there is this proper fit lass who works there, i saw her eyeing me up a few times .well after two weeks of bottling it about asking her out i finally overcome my fear and asked her...she said yes and alls good.

Well after a few msgs she text me saying shes a lesbian but still wants to go 4 a drink

[Edited on 29-03-2007 by baza31]



to be fair id call that a result!!!
Neo
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29th Mar 07 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by antscorsa


my day got worse,

I signed up to the sunbed shop a few week ago as i am going away on holiday, if i dont go ill just burn when i get away....well there is this proper fit lass who works there, i saw her eyeing me up a few times .well after two weeks of bottling it about asking her out i finally overcome my fear and asked her...she said yes and alls good.

Well after a few msgs she text me saying shes a lesbian but still wants to go 4 a drink

[Edited on 29-03-2007 by baza31]



to be fair id call that a result!!!


agreed, good on you man
marklaruk
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29th Mar 07 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeh but more importantly the guy picking up his hard hat and running off
Neo
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29th Mar 07 at 23:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh yeah forgot that, i hope you chased him down and got it back
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
what a day..

there is a lesbian at my work that I get on great with and she gets naked pics of her girlfriends on her phone and shows me them..Tell me what they do in detail etc too... all good...


jesus christ mav
baza31
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30th Mar 07 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i asked her if she is only "gay" she said yes i dont care about the hard hat, gutted about the bird tho..man shes hot.

I was hoping that it may of been an early april fools but i asked my mate who knew about her sexuality and thought it would be "funny" to watch me try pull her.

do lesbians turn straight ever?
Simon_16v
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30th Mar 07 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by baza31
i asked her if she is only "gay" she said yes i dont care about the hard hat, gutted about the bird tho..man shes hot.

I was hoping that it may of been an early april fools but i asked my mate who knew about her sexuality and thought it would be "funny" to watch me try pull her.

do lesbians turn straight ever?


Only one way to find out
baza31
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30th Mar 07 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think id be awarded an MBE or something similar if i did that.

such a waste of fitness if you ask me , all lesbains should be fat and horrible, the type lads wont shag, inless of course they are letting a male join in then they must be hot.

As for gays they need shooting at birth
BarnshaW
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30th Mar 07 at 16:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol u lot are missing something here,

A GUY SAT IN THE VAN WHO PUTS ON A HARD HAT AND RUNS OUT?

lmfao i mean wtf?
baza31
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30th Mar 07 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he was a nutter, but to be fair its full of them, i should of locked him in and drove round a roundabout as fast as i could
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what is it you do baza?

edit - nevermind, just read your other thread

[Edited on 30-03-2007 by craig8]


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baza31
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30th Mar 07 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sparky mate
mattk
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30th Mar 07 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Should have got a trade
Jamie
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30th Mar 07 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Quality

I thought my day was random
mav
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30th Mar 07 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by mav
what a day..

there is a lesbian at my work that I get on great with and she gets naked pics of her girlfriends on her phone and shows me them..Tell me what they do in detail etc too... all good...


jesus christ mav


it's all good I tell you
SVM 286
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1st Apr 07 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You mucky swine Mav

And you a family man too.

 
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