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stuartmitchell
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13th Mar 07 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this is the email I get today:

"easy as mate its good like hoot s fuck though mind i wos playin 5 asides recently wee got banned 2 weeks ago seems the poofs down at the family community centre don't like there kids watchin us men punchin fuck out of each other i gave a oz ponce a good lickin so i wos quite proud of myself so did my old man but we had 2 scarper cos the 5 O came bunch of ausie fags anyway mate hope ur doin good im gettin rite in2 the rave scene over here its fuckin bangin u would love it !!!!!!

rez away fuckin ave it all up the young mentals bar ox perth australia division"

VegasPhil
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Jesus

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Colin
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I dont understand half of that!
SetH
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ROFL
Cosmo
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'Chavs down under 07'
stuartmitchell
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Mate if a chav can have his own Villa on the beach at 21 then sign me up

The boys so hard even his nightmares are scared of him
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
Mate if a chav can have his own Villa on the beach at 21 then sign me up

The boys so hard even his nightmares are scared of him


yeah, doesnt help shed the title of Chav.

And if he can handle his own villa by the beach at 21 you'd of thought he'd of taken the time to learn to type

[Edited on 13-03-2007 by Cosmo]
stuartmitchell
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Whatever bud

ed
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I think he's a closet homo with the ammount of things he's called gay in a single paragraph.
stuartmitchell
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you boys need to lighten the fuck up
andy1868
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i think hes spent too much time in the sun
stuartmitchell
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13th Mar 07 at 22:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no, pretty much like that when he was in Scotland too
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
you boys need to lighten the fuck up


yes, we need to be easy now mate, take in this hoot situation and not act like a poof, or a oz ponce, or a fag, maybe if we got into the fuckin bangin rave scene we would love it more.
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13th Mar 07 at 22:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sounds intelligent
stuartmitchell
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Jesus
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quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
Jesus


does he not sound a little stupid to you?
stuartmitchell
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no becasue I know him Straight A's at high school and now has his own joinery business in Australia. Trust me, not stupid at all.

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13th Mar 07 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well i no where id rather be. lucky him. so he made a few typo's whoopde dooo. wish i had a villa in oz at 21.
stuartmitchell
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Originally posted by mark_gsi
well i no where id rather be. lucky him. so he made a few typo's whoopde dooo. wish i had a villa in oz at 21.


me too. Trying to blag a holiday
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Lucky fucker. I think I would give up being able to type for that. The women over there are hot

[Edited on 13-03-2007 by chris-sri]
mark_gsi
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carnt blame ya mate. if it were my mate id of been on the next plane and of
mikeef
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
Jesus


does he not sound a little stupid to you?


Who, Jesus?
Cosmo
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Originally posted by mikeef
Who, Jesus?


TBH it is well known Jesus was a silly cunt...I was on about his ill-typing mate!
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sounds like every other west coast maggot TBH
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are you an east coast homie?

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