Dean_W
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One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.
"I hate being a prawn," says Justin. "I wish I were a shark."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says.
Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian.
As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed… I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."
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fir3vip3r
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terrible.
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dazbircher
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that is soooo shit
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Superlite Ltd.
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oh dear 
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Dean_W
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It's so shit, it's funny.
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nathy_87
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thats sh*t
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Dean_W
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The Pope, a schoolboy and an unnamed American President are in a plane. Suddenly the pilot suffers a heart attack and the craft takes a nosedive. As the engines sputter, the three passengers try to stay calm.
'Well,' says the Pope, 'we have established that none of us can land this baby, so we're going to have to jump for it.'
'But there are only two parachutes,' says the boy, pointing to a pile of bundles by the exit.
Without hesitating, the American President rushes over to them, takes one and shouts: 'I am the President of the United States of America. I am the world's most powerful leader. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of my country. I have a responsibility to my people not to die.'
With that, he leaps out of the plane.
Now the Pope turns calmly to the schoolboy and says: 'I am already old. I have already lived my life as a good person and a priest. There is a place for me in heaven. I insist you take the last parachute.'
'No need,' says the boy, 'America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag...'
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fir3vip3r
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it gets worse...
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Robin
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First one made me chuckle 
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nathy_87
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robin your a sad twat if his jokes make you laugh/chuckle
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andy1868
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nathy have you got a vendetta against robin? 
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Scotty_B
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[Edited on 13-03-2007 by CorSRi_BT]
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Haimsey
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nathy nathy *shakes head*
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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wilson_sri
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
robin your a sad twat if his jokes make you laugh/chuckle
You seem to be a nice chap 
Both were shit, but funny
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Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
nathy have you got a vendetta against robin?
Nope. He's like that with most people....
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jay kay
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yuo should post the first one in superlites thread
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andy1868
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he seemed like a nice lad on msn 
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Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by jay kay
yuo should post the first one in superlites thread
Thats the reason I posted it.....
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jay kay
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