drunkenfool
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The house to the right of my mums has an old couple living there, prob about 65/70. They seem nice on a superficial level, but they are the most argumentative and annoying people ive met in my life! He is obsessed with everything being "perfect", he even trims his lawn with a pair of scissors :S Anyway...last time i was working on my car, there was a small patch of transmission fluid on the road. Rolled the car back into the garage, went inside an washed my hands, and before id even done that, there was a knock on the door..."I hope you;re going to clean that patch of oil up on the road" 
Then yesterday when they were picking my car up to take it to the garage to finish off the engine studf, they had to roll it to in front of their drive, to be able to get the tow truck in front of it. 1 minute later, the woman comes waltzing out her front door, "good job we dont need to use the drive, isn't it?" (Sarcastic cunt), to which my dad replied in an overly posh voice "theres plenty of room madam", then she said "and if you've left even a drop of oil on the road i expect you to clean it off straight away!". The two mechanics and my dad (I wasnt there) all turned round to her and burst out laughing, and politely pointed out to her "that theres no fucking engine in there, so how the fuck is it gonna drip oil on your drive?!"
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Tom
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quality.
I'd need to kill her
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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haha, cnut got changed to badger
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Jambo
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what a cunt.
Id start crushing up laxatives and popping it in cups of tea you make for them 
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Ben D
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Ahh i have the same problem, Posh badgers Next door to me also, always getting complaints, especially as there's usually a convoy of cars outside my house every night, sounds like an F1 grid when they all set off lol.
She came out once complainnig that the bass in my car was making her Chandelire was vibrating  yet her son's frequently come home at 1am on their mopeds revving the arse off their engines waking me up, but that's fine huh?
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Robin
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The bloke over the road from me was using dettol on the road the other day.
He wears rubber gloves to mow his lawn too, and shorts, no matter what time of year it is.
Oh, and he pushes his car into his garage instead of driving it, then sweeps his driveway afterwards 
Odd.
Not annoying though.
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by benji_2k5
She came out once complainnig that the bass in my car was making her Chandelire was vibrating
The woman near the back of my house came out to my car one day while I was washing it with music on and complained that she could hear the bass over her hoover
I think I need to move tbh
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Ben D
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
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Originally posted by benji_2k5
She came out once complainnig that the bass in my car was making her Chandelire was vibrating
The woman near the back of my house came out to my car one day while I was washing it with music on and complained that she could hear the bass over her hoover
I think I need to move tbh
why should she want to listen to her hoover
been Thinking about moving myself, It's nice living on a quiet road but too many Posh Badgers complaining, they never say hello and just walk past looking down their noses at you, I find my old rough council estate much friendlier tbh, More community minded atleast, and if you have your bass on their instead of complaining they either compete or ask you to put something on they like so they save their own leccy lol...Pikies
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Brett
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My upstairs neighbour is weird
His apartment got raided by the police with dogs a few months back. I was also up one night listening to him beat his girlfriend about, but i'd been up prior to complain about their dog (which they shouldnt have) making loads of banging above to which I got a tosspot reply from her so i was happy she was getting pasted
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Ben D
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
My upstairs neighbour is weird
His apartment got raided by the police with dogs a few months back. I was also up one night listening to him beat his girlfriend about, but i'd been up prior to complain about their dog (which they should have) making loads of banging above to which I got a tosspot reply from her so i was happy she was getting pasted
Sounds like you live in such a nice place surrounded by really decent people brett... What did he get raided for anything good?
Guy's obviously a muppet too for beating his missus, but spose she a gobby bitch tho
Dunno how you people live in flats, Feel's like your living on a shelf and cut off from everything, I like space inside & Out
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by benji_2k5
Sounds like you live in such a nice place surrounded by really decent people brett... What did he get raided for anything good?
Guy's obviously a muppet too for beating his missus, but spose she a gobby bitch tho
Dunno how you people live in flats, Feel's like your living on a shelf and cut off from everything, I like space inside & Out
Believe it or not it is a nice place lol
He could be a drug dealer for all I know, drives a brand new Range Rover Sport. I sent him a bluetooth message once when I had no green and he came down with a spliff for me
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richysport
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my next door neighbour is a right pain the min me or my dad start do work on the car/ bike she will drive her car round the back and say she need to get past just makin life hard really. i dont understand why some people are like that
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MatthewR
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Im semi detached but the cpuple on the right hand side are always rowing - they were rowing the otehr night at 6am! I could here it from my bed it was that loud. I went in the landing and shouted "shut the fcuk up its 6am on my day off" it went silnet and a few hours later we had an appology card lol
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Ben D
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by benji_2k5
Sounds like you live in such a nice place surrounded by really decent people brett... What did he get raided for anything good?
Guy's obviously a muppet too for beating his missus, but spose she a gobby bitch tho
Dunno how you people live in flats, Feel's like your living on a shelf and cut off from everything, I like space inside & Out
Believe it or not it is a nice place lol
He could be a drug dealer for all I know, drives a brand new Range Rover Sport. I sent him a bluetooth message once when I had no green and he came down with a spliff for me
 Dont actually know how to send a bluetooth message, BUt that's cool and very random.
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AndyKent
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Our next door neighbours are similar.
They came and knocked the door when we moved in as there was a huge delivery lorry outside with all our stuff in
She said exactly the same - "Good job we don't want to go out today"
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
Im semi detached but the cpuple on the right hand side are always rowing - they were rowing the otehr night at 6am! I could here it from my bed it was that loud. I went in the landing and shouted "shut the fcuk up its 6am on my day off" it went silnet and a few hours later we had an appology card lol
ace
My g/f's neighbours were like that, always shouting at each other after they'd had a drink at night, yet they had to cheek to come round and complain about the baby 
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Brett
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Originally posted by benji_2k5
Dont actually know how to send a bluetooth message, BUt that's cool and very random.
I just did a scan one evening whist sat watching TV, and I found a mystery phone (his upstairrs)
So I just sent a message saying "got green?" and got one back saying "nah, just solid" It was quite random, yes.
The even more random part was his mate messaged me the next day and ended up comin down for a sesh til 1am
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Ben D
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nice one,
I regularly use the Bluetooth on my com to send some rather interesting files to my neighbours phone
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Doug
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by benji_2k5
Dont actually know how to send a bluetooth message, BUt that's cool and very random.
I just did a scan one evening whist sat watching TV, and I found a mystery phone (his upstairrs)
So I just sent a message saying "got green?" and got one back saying "nah, just solid" It was quite random, yes.
The even more random part was his mate messaged me the next day and ended up comin down for a sesh til 1am
i remember your post about that
I live next to a right prick!! (not in uni at home)
Whenever he starts his cars he revs them up to the red line a few times obviously to warm them up 
He will also hit the horn to tell his kids to hury up and get in the car. So this wakes me up at 7:30 in the morning when I never need to be awake
His kids throw rubbish out of thir windows which ends up in our garden, we found a membership card in our garden once so my dad took it round and said 'I think you dropped this' and he just denied it was his even though it had his name on it
Another time I was driving past his house with my window open and he was watering his plants, instead of turning the hose away he kept it where it was and sprayed all up my car and me beacuse my window was open
He has a 'classic' merc aswell at the moment that im tempted to to try and aquire assuming that he hasnt sorn'ed it... I know theres a specific form you can get to do it 
That would piss him right off if I legally took his classic merc I would turn it into a track slag and leave it parked by his house
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Tom
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My neighbours differ I will describe them one by one.
Flat opposite.
She's got a really fat ass, works near me and gets on same bus, tends to have a little cheese grater of a thong on, not a pleasant sight. The bloke is a hermit and won't look you in the eye - wouldn;t trust him, he looks like a pedo
Directly downstairs, think they are properely 'indy' tend to party in the day, normally on a sunday about 12 oclcok
Downstairs opposite - full blown nutcase, invited herself into mine when I first moved in, drank all my JD then fell asleep on my couch Also left a note on her door asking 'the people who keep breaking in and moving her stuff around' to stop it Also asked me via the intercom 'if i wanted to watch a film...not a porno or anything' Steer well clear of her now
I would also add though I would hate to be my neighbour
[Edited on 07-03-2007 by Tom]
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RyanSxi
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i feel i am missing alot of entertainment not living in a flat 
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Kyle T
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My granparents neighbour keeps telling them that they'll be dead soon, and likes to remind them he has more money than them
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Wrighty
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knew youd post in here fonzy
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All Torque
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Next door is a rented house and a new family just moved in, first thing they did was pull up the bedroom carpets and now we can hear everything they do
EVERYTHING 
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Kurt
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Downstairs opposite - full blown nutcase, invited herself into mine when I first moved in, drank all my JD then fell asleep on my couch Also left a note on her door asking 'the people who keep breaking in and moving her stuff around' to stop it Also asked me via the intercom 'if i wanted to watch a film...not a porno or anything' Steer well clear of her now
[Edited on 07-03-2007 by Tom]
but would you?
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