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Mike GSi

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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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7th Mar 07 at 00:09

LOL. What are you?

pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kiilled
11 - I slept with
12-I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a whore
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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7th Mar 07 at 00:10

I killed the kool-aid-man because I've got abs.

[Edited on 07-03-2007 by ed]

LeeM

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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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7th Mar 07 at 00:11

i cuddled with the kool-aid-man because i'm good in bed

at least the last bits right

jay kay

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Registered: 22nd Jan 06
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline

7th Mar 07 at 00:11

i ran shirtless with an easter egg because im sexy as hell

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline

7th Mar 07 at 00:11

I cuddled with a homo because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

The fuck?

Gary

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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline

7th Mar 07 at 00:12

I cudlled barny the dinosaw cos im sex as hell

Scary how that works

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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7th Mar 07 at 00:12

i shot the kool-aid man because that's how i roll.

g g g g-unnittt. word dawg! PMSL.

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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7th Mar 07 at 00:12

I ran naked with a jew because that's how i roll

This thing is eerily watertight

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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7th Mar 07 at 00:13

Mike GSi

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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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7th Mar 07 at 00:13

funny thread imo....

Neil

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Registered: 2nd Nov 03
Location: Newcastle Drives: E46 MSport Coupe
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7th Mar 07 at 00:13

I stabbed a stripper because I'm sexy as fuck...

Robin

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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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7th Mar 07 at 00:14

I banged a bisexual because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Stenner

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Registered: 4th Dec 06
Location: Bristol
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7th Mar 07 at 00:15

I stabbed a hottie becuase im pimp and your jealous...

Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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7th Mar 07 at 00:17

I banged your grandma because I'm a pimp and your jealous

fir3vip3r

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Registered: 14th Jun 06
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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7th Mar 07 at 00:18

I ran shirtless with a whore because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Tiesto

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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: Hinckley, Leicestershire
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7th Mar 07 at 00:18

i smoked with a bisexual because im a pimp and your jealous ....

SVM 286

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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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7th Mar 07 at 00:19

I killed a condom because I love Mary Jane apparently

Swiftay

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Registered: 6th Aug 05
Location: West Midlands
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7th Mar 07 at 00:21

i slept with a hottie because i'm good in bed

JadeM

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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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7th Mar 07 at 00:23

I cuddled with your dealer because I'm sexy as hell

dna23

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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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7th Mar 07 at 00:23

I ran naked with the trojan man because that's how I roll...

James

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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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7th Mar 07 at 00:24

I shagged dave17 because I thought he was a girl

Mike GSi

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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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7th Mar 07 at 00:26

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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7th Mar 07 at 00:26

dna23

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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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7th Mar 07 at 00:27

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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7th Mar 07 at 00:29

I ate a toothbrush because I have amazing BOOBS.

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