liamC
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Registered: 28th Feb 04
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...Monkey Face?
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"
 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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I prefer munging tbh.
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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flol 
and no i havent......yet 
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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Cant say im going to try that
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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i prefer space docking 
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Nismo
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Aaron
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Wheres that post which had about 20 of these sex acts described in detail?
There were some really funny ones
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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she only lets me on special occasions.
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Scott M
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Registered: 15th Feb 01
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Strawberry Cheesecake?
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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The way you described it, Liam, I pictured something like Gary on the right
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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wtf?
Please don't let adam see this 
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Scott M
Strawberry Cheesecake?
I don't wana know
Monkey face
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jay kay
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Registered: 22nd Jan 06
Location: West Midlands
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strange i have a fhm book with loads oof positions in there few years old now....who should i donate it to
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Andrew
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by jay kay
strange i have a fhm book with loads oof positions in there few years old now....who should i donate it to
Colin, he can keep it with the box of CS underwear
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee
wtf?
Please don't let adam see this
Not better than the pic of you in the harness 
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jay kay
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Registered: 22nd Jan 06
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hahaha im gna post some up
Sex tip 98 : Hummers
Not huge american motors, but the advanced oral technique of humming on her vagina and clitoris while going down on her, sending a buzz right through her like a human vibrator
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CorsAsh
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I've done that, if you can keep it up for more than a few seconds without collapsing in fits of laughter I'll be impressed
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee
wtf?
Please don't let adam see this
FPMSL didn;t notice this post quality
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dazavich
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Registered: 27th Sep 06
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Nothing special guys tbh
Lol
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jay kay
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Registered: 22nd Jan 06
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number 60 : mulitple orgasms for you : To experience multiple orgasms you need to come without spunking This can be achieved by squeezing yout pubococcygeal muscle so that it prevents sperm from leaving your body
practice flexing your PC muscles by trying to move your penis using only your internal muscles and strengthening it by trying to lift a towel repeatedly with your erect penis.
In time your cock will remain hard after your jizz free orgasm and ready for more
haha
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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I can lift 30kg with my pubococcygeal muscle now
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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quote:
Originally posted by jay kay
hahaha im gna post some up
Sex tip 98 : Hummers
Not huge american motors, but the advanced oral technique of humming on her vagina and clitoris while going down on her, sending a buzz right through her like a human vibrator
Everyone should know that allready
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
I can lift 30kg with my pubococcygeal muscle now
I do C20XE conversions with mine. 
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GT4Brody
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Registered: 26th Sep 01
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Monkey face
how about windmilling?
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