SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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ON MY OWN !!!!
Really odd, got lots of software testing to do for our new release later this month. Just a bit weird being at my desk with nobody else in today
right gonna get crackin
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Ludacris Turbo
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Registered: 28th May 04
Location: High Green, Sheffield
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You gonna walk round naked?
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smack
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Registered: 7th Jul 04
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i would
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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might have a wank at the bosses desk.. without tissues cos im a rebel
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Re arrange ALL the funiture 
Move peoples possesions, look on their PC's for pics of nakedness, WANK YOURSELF SILLY LIKE A CHIMP
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Weird aint it, nights is even weirder - sharing this massive office with just the night guard 
Common things to do:
Turn peoples phone ringing volume stupidly high.
Mix colleagues coffee granules with gravy granules.
Invert the output on the monitors of less computer literate employees - gets them thinking.
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Build a fort
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by Kyle T
Mix colleagues coffee granules with gravy granules.
Thats illegal in Yorkshire, gravy is sacred
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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have made a Squadron of paper airplanes.. they fly quite well 
done 60% of my testing too
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Remote access is the key Steve-O
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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You can do it on your phone, if your with a decent network
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Indeed u can and iirc we lead the market in that
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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what you want me to give you remote access... fuck right off
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Indeed u can and iirc we lead the market in that
No you don't
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Yes we do... 44% market share in Enterprise and market leading services 
No Steve, I have remote access, much easier than going to work!!
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
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Thats illegal in Yorkshire, gravy is sacred
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Matt H
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quote: Originally posted by Robbo
Yes we do... 44% market share in Enterprise and market leading services 
No Steve, I have remote access, much easier than going to work!!
You need decent coverage to use it?
Who do you use? Orb?
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Umm... dunno!!
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
quote: Originally posted by Kyle T
Mix colleagues coffee granules with gravy granules.
Thats illegal in Yorkshire, gravy is sacred
too right!
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