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Lynny

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23rd Feb 07 at 13:36

currently off on the sick with a dislocated shoulder

just thinking, whats worst excuse anyones given to have a sick day, or if you work higher up, worst excuse youve heard?

[Edited on 23-02-2007 by lynny_sxi]

Fee

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23rd Feb 07 at 13:37

I just ran out of work once!
All the managers had gone to a meeting and I was still shit faced so got up and left

I blame Andy Stocker, Dez and Dale for that!
I went home for a nap and when I woke up I didnt even remember that I had been in work

Lynny

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23rd Feb 07 at 13:39

iv had some quality hangover related days at work. Looks bad when you go to a pub, walk into the toilets to find 4 or 5 of the staff just sat on the floor, puking up after a staff night out

SteveW

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23rd Feb 07 at 13:53

lad i used to work with called in sick. said he cant make it to work cos he needs to go to the clinic as he had a pretty crazy weekend

they didnt mind either

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23rd Feb 07 at 13:56

Was that lad you?

Jay

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23rd Feb 07 at 13:57

I remember going into work on a friday after being out on thursday and not sleeping a wink, being a driver my boss took one look at me and said "you are jestin, you think your driving my van in that state, you can litter pick all day"

i just got my head down in the back of the van

But yeh we could call in and say we was too hungover to come in and he was fine with it... aslong as you didnt take the piss

[Edited on 23-02-2007 by JayM]

Lynny

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23rd Feb 07 at 13:59

if we come into work hungover, they make us work as much as they can with the spirits, one smell of vodka and youre throwing up on the bar, its our punishment

mav

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23rd Feb 07 at 14:01

the runs

Jay

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23rd Feb 07 at 14:01

quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
if we come into work hungover, they make us work as much as they can with the spirits, one smell of vodka and youre throwing up on the bar, its our punishment

Should just drop a quick shot of vodka on the sly... a curer

Lynny

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23rd Feb 07 at 14:02

quote:
Originally posted by JayM

quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
if we come into work hungover, they make us work as much as they can with the spirits, one smell of vodka and youre throwing up on the bar, its our punishment

Should just drop a quick shot of vodka on the sly... a curer

doesnt work on me, shots make me gag! besides, our pub has more CCTV than a bank

AdZ9

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:10

women can say "womens problems" to a male boss and they won't go near it with a barge pole haha.

Kurt

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:13

ive used i cant make it in because i just feel eurghh and my boss was like ok mate, give me a ring tomorrow

RyanSxi

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:17

i just say diarehea (sp) and being sick.

topshot_2k

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:19

verbal diorehea?

Eck

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:31

My best excuse was I couldn't make it in as I fell through a window

RyanSxi

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:34

quote:
Originally posted by topshot_2k
verbal diorehea?

im sure your boss accepts this every time. as im sure he/she is aware you suffer regularly from this

Seany

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:50

faked an injury at work just to get home an sleep,told them i dislocated my arm, 2 days later i did

welshdude

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23rd Feb 07 at 15:54

Someone in the office once said they had fleas.

Personally I've never taken a sick day

Aaron

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23rd Feb 07 at 16:33

quote:
Originally posted by welshdude
Personally I've never taken a sick day

Neither have i...in 6 years

Daimo B

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23rd Feb 07 at 16:35

"errr hi im not coming in today"

"why not"

" I was knocked off my bike"

"ok, get well, see you whenever"

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aim1

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23rd Feb 07 at 16:44

My mate phoned his work and told them he couldn't make it in because he was too ill from eating dog food by accident.

I phoned in ill one time, just using a migraine etc as my reason. Just as i'm talking to my manager, there were a load of noise and screams..It was the rollercoaster i was standing next to at alton Towers.

Colin

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23rd Feb 07 at 16:46

My mate once phoned his boss & told him his wee sister had been run over & was in hospital..........so he could get out his saturday shift & go out on an all day sesh!! He said he had to cover his tracks for months after with folk coming up asking how she was

Lynny

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23rd Feb 07 at 16:49

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
My mate once phoned his boss & told him his wee sister had been run over & was in hospital..........so he could get out his saturday shift & go out on an all day sesh!! He said he had to cover his tracks for months after with folk coming up asking how she was

manager from pub next to mine called in sick with the excuse that his son fell down the stairs and split his head open so had to take him to hospital....truth is he just had a hangover and doesnt have a son

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23rd Feb 07 at 16:59

balls hurt

STEvieXE

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23rd Feb 07 at 21:10

i took a sicky once in 11 years of working and that was for circumstances totally beyond my control where going into work would have been a very very bad choice that nite

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