dna23
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...to find a large amount of pain on my thigh right by my balls.
Reminds me a bit of Mikhail Gorbachev...
That's all really.
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chris_uk
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ooooh... was you pissed last night?
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J4M13
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wtf?!? how have you managed that?
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dna23
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I took a shortcut home, it involved a wire fence and some barb wire... my back tells the barb wire story but my leg I think was from leaping up on top of it and landing on that bit of my leg with just wire holding me up 
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Whittie
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Effort.
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J4M13
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were you pissed at the time? my dad did a similar thing when he decided to walk home form the pub, tryed to get over a fence to have a piss and dislocated his shoulder, i laughed at him for days
[Edited on 20-02-2007 by J4M13]
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dna23
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Yeah I was off my tits Good ol' Sunday nights buy one get one free... 
At least it's not as bad as my brothers effort:
And that was the Femur, the longest, most voluminous, and strongest bone of the human body clean in 2... tbh he nearly died so I think that wins hands down.
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chris_uk
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what was he trying to do??
shag a moving bus?
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J4M13
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jesus, how did he do that? another alcohol related incident?
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dna23
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Yeah the only reason he was alrite tbh after doing it was because he was soo drunk, he was giving his ex bird a piggy back but she's only about 7stone I think the fall and hitting a kerb just did it 
Ambulance man came along and said dont be silly you haven't broken it, you're just drunk get up... so he just picked it up at the break and wobbled it about the ambulance bloke had to go and catch some air for a bit.
The shock apparently kills most people and then the rest usually get their femoral artery shredded up by the bone ends.
[Edited on 20-02-2007 by dna23]
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chris_uk
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haha.. i can imagine..
ambulace man - its not broke
bro - then why does it wobble like this..
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J4M13
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thats the last time the wife gets a piggy back now iv seen what the outcome can be, makes me cringe just thinking of breaking a leg.
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Cosmo
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When I was giving my ex a piggy back when we were drunk I tripped and she went flying over my head and bust all her lips/teeth...I was fine though so had a happy ending 
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dna23
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J4M13
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
When I was giving my ex a piggy back when we were drunk I tripped and she went flying over my head and bust all her lips/teeth...I was fine though so had a happy ending
im guessing she didnt speak to you for quite some time? good work
[Edited on 20-02-2007 by J4M13]
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ed
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You got to love UDI's don't you
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Cosmo
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she wasnt too bad actually, was kind of one of those 'I told you so moments' as warned her I would probably trip when she jumped on my back!
TBH looking back on how she ended up treating me I probably did it on purpose without knowing!
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J4M13
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take that ya bitch moment
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chris_uk
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or she treat u like that coz you threw her face to the floor
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
or she treat u like that coz you threw her face to the floor
 could be the problem there!
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chris_uk
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
or she treat u like that coz you threw her face to the floor
could be the problem there!
mebbie, but as you say.. you was not hurt so its all good
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