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Author Really F-ing Ignorant
CorsAsh
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   14th Feb 07 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Our house has just gone on the market, and we had our first viewing today... by the Singh family. Mum, dad, two daughters and what we can only assume to be the sister of the mother.

Come traipsing in, barely acknowledge my mum and dad, and instead of being shown around, just disperse through the house of their own accord. The best part is then when they say something to mum and dad, then discuss it further between themselves in their own sodding language! How rude can you get?

I hope they do buy this house, most of the locals hate coloured people, so they'll get their come uppance for being so ignorant.

Disclaimer - I know this is not a wholly representative sample of people in the asian community but unfortunately it's a common behavioural trait
Matt H
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14th Feb 07 at 22:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How did you bid them farewell?
deano87
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Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in

Or hide some fish behind the radiators.

[Edited on 14-02-2007 by deano87]
Tommy L
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two fingers up i assume
Hammer
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If they buy it leave them a wee package behind the radiators

i.e. a steaming bag of shite.
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in


Fill the cistern and toilet with bubble bath, one flush later........

[Edited on 14-02-2007 by Nath]
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
If they buy it leave them a wee package behind the radiators

i.e. a steaming bag of shite.


or an egg
deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in


Fill the cistern and toile with bubble bath, one flush later........

Brilliant - will have to remember that one for 1st April
andy1868
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piss in the cistern, so when they flush, piss comes out
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in


Fill the cistern and toile with bubble bath, one flush later........

Brilliant - will have to remember that one for 1st April


Nobody has pissed me off enough to do it yet
Robbo
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do the old fish in the curtains trick like was in fhm
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
How did you bid them farewell?
Unfortunately, I was at work, or I would have given them a decent send off
Sam
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14th Feb 07 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

They sound like freshies!
abdus
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
They sound like freshies!


Is freshies another word for "cunts"?
Rachel H
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14th Feb 07 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Straight off the boat.

More often than not they are just coming around to be nosy, we had asians look at our house when we were selling, they aren't intresting in buying at all, they come around 2 minute look then fook off again, or it could have been the fact I left my guns on the wall along with the swastikas around it
Matt H
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CorsAsh
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Rachel, I didn't know you shared Ollies love for guns and swastikas

Apparently they didnt look like new immigrants, looked like they'd been here a while - makes their behaviour worse IMO.

[Edited on 14-02-2007 by CorsAsh]
ed
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
They sound like freshies!


Is freshies another word for "cunts"?
Freshies are the polite ones. usually.

It's the ones who have been here for a while that fuck me off at the moment. No respect.
CorsAsh
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See above ed.

And FPMSL at Matt
Matt H
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Scotty C
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My boss is a sikh, and he speaks in his own language all the time really fucks me off. So rude! Got something to say, wait till later or until no-one is around. Grrrr.

Oh his last name is Singh

[Edited on 15-02-2007 by Monster]
Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster


Oh his last name is Singh




all sikh's are singh

 
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