Nath
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And my god it was fucking funny!
He started by browsing through our local paper, MK News, and took a liking to a story about an arsonist who set fire to a plant! The story had an e-fit and description of the suspect, so he decide's to make everyone stand up and did a guess-who style elimination of everyone in the audience. It left a handful of people and he called them up on stage. After quizzing each 'suspect' he notices a police helpline number, so asks for a phone from a person in the audience and dials the number. He had the mic upto the phone, which was on loudspeaker, and tells this police woman about how he's captured the suspects all by his self. She asks for his contact details so gives a phony name and number, gives her an address for Taylors Estate Agent in Northampton that he found in the paper, and then gives this guy's name as the suspect! 
He is a mentalist! Tons of other material too but i'm bored of typing.
Well worth a watch!
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Craig W
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Bet everyone was squirming when he made you all stand up for the elimination
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Nath
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Originally posted by Craig W
Bet everyone was squirming when he made you all stand up for the elimination
I was one of the last few people standing I was getting pretty anxious!
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Craig W
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Where was my invite btw 
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andy1868
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is that because you are in fact the arsonist? 
[Edited on 12-02-2007 by andy1868]
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Nath
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Originally posted by Craig W
Where was my invite btw
Bloody postman lost it!
Beat him up
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Tiesto
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That's illegal though.
Obviously staged, hopefully.
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Nath
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Originally posted by andy1868
is that because you are in fact the arsonist?
[Edited on 12-02-2007 by andy1868]
Well the guy in the description had a hoodie, i'm wearing a hoodie. I wouldve got grilled on stage
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Nath
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Originally posted by Tiesto
That's illegal though.
Obviously staged, hopefully.
Nope fully legit. I figured it'd be staged but it was a genuine helpline. Proper illegal but funny as hell!
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Nath
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Thames Valley Police
telephone: 0845 8505505
http://www.thephonebook.bt.com/publisha.content/en/find/business/business_numbers.publisha?PCD=&REQ=20&RNG=&PageBeginCount=1&PagingBack=N&PageResultType=subscribe&PreviousClassCode=&PreviousAreaCode=&PreviousName=police&Searched=Y&Paging=N&SearchType=type&NAM=Police&LOC=Milton+Keynes&STR=&search.x=44&search.y=6&PreviousLocation=milton+keynes
Thats what he dialled
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Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Bet everyone was squirming when he made you all stand up for the elimination
Nah....he was squirming because the local DEU were behind the stage.
The bloke is a twat...and and unfunny one at that.
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Bet everyone was squirming when he made you all stand up for the elimination
Nah....he was squirming because the local DEU were behind the stage.
The bloke is a twat...and and unfunny one at that.
Very rich unfunny twat with job offers coming out of his ears, must be a hard life. 
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Robin
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Nath, sort your sig out
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Nath
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 WTF is going on with it?!
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Nath
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fixed, although I can still scroll really far to the right of the screen
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Nath
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It's the above link
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Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Bet everyone was squirming when he made you all stand up for the elimination
Nah....he was squirming because the local DEU were behind the stage.
The bloke is a twat...and and unfunny one at that.
Very rich unfunny twat with job offers coming out of his ears, must be a hard life.
Personally I would rather not be a crack/heroin addict with a shit dress sense...
hey ho.
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Nath
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Nor me but the money would come in handy.
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Craig W
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I must admit ive never seen much of him, and what i have seen has never been that funny... but what Nath described above would have made me LOL
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
I must admit ive never seen much of him, and what i have seen has never been that funny... but what Nath described above would have made me LOL
I'm the same, or was before tonight. Only really seen him in BB stuff, but his stand up is top notch.
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Colin
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Hes not funny rather really crude & distasteful which appeals to the masses these days. I for one wouldnt put my hand in my pocket to see him!!
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chris-sri
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I thought he was a twat until my brother got his dvd for Christmas. It's well funny
Did he do the joke where he gets the tabloid paper and goes through a kiss and tell?
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Tommy
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I wouldnt say hes very rich, some of his stuffs funny though, most of it drug endused(spelling)
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by chris-sri
I thought he was a twat until my brother got his dvd for Christmas. It's well funny
Did he do the joke where he gets the tabloid paper and goes through a kiss and tell?
Yeah that Cassie bird. Went through it bit by bit saying which bits are true and which are made up!
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Nath
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Originally posted by Tommy
I wouldnt say hes very rich, some of his stuffs funny though, most of it drug endused(spelling)
Well he's done BB stuff, MTV stuff, XFM stuff, Radio 2 stuff, Brit Awards, plus interviews and all that. Must have a few million quid in the bank I reckon.
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