Craig W
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Well i know quite a few of you train, but im guessing 90% of you dont eat what's required to take your body above and beyond the limits of humanity.
I myself get fed up of eating large meals every 2-3 hours... 6-8 meals a day. But it's what we gotta do to grow.
Here's a few things i do to help get the food down my neck...
1-2 tins of tuna blended with diet coke (YES DIET COKE) - sounds grim but is very popular in our world - try it before you pull those 'im going to be sick' faces at your computer. It actually tastes ok.
Get a tin of tuna in SPRING WATER, and wash it in a strainer for at least 5 minutes until all the tuna/fish smell has gone, it does happen.
Then put the fragrance free tuna in to the blender with 5 strawberries, one banana, a yoghurt such as muller light, and one scoop
of protein powder. That is it. You have to blend and agitate the mixture a few times. Again, sounds grim, but is actually yummy.
If im eating chicken and rice (200-300g of chicken breast, 250g of rice, vegetables) and can't stomach it, i chuck it all in a blender and drink it.
Now you may think all that sounds crazy, but it's tried and tested. Only the lord himself knows why tuna blended with diet coke tastes ok.
For the majority of you who eat sod all you will just be able to carry on, but for those who are serious about getting big and need to eat 4 tins of tuna, 6-8 chicken breasts etc etc a day these are some handy tips.
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Kerry
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Pics?
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Munchie
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will this improve my knob size?
thanks
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Colin
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Ive never eaten tuna............looks rank
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Craig W
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quote: Originally posted by Munchie
will this improve my knob size?
thanks
You're about 6 stone dripping wet so even a small knob will look big dangling of your skin and bones. Sorted.
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Craig W
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
Ive never eaten tuna............looks rank
I usually eat tuna with pasta or have a tuna salad with tuna, cucumber, tomatoes etc but its quite dry so eating alot is a bit of a pain.
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Mike
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
Ive never eaten tuna............looks rank
I've tasted it............it is rank
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Kerry
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what about answering me
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Colin
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Can you actually lead a normal life with all that training & eating??? I know you work & that but how do you fit in all that chicken & rice & lifting shit when you need to work/wank/sleep etc
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Craig W
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Sorry Kerry i eat food, i don't model it
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Colin
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quote: Originally posted by Mike B
quote: Originally posted by Colin
Ive never eaten tuna............looks rank
I've tasted it............it is rank
Its the only food considered 'normal' ive never tried!! Just dont like the look or smell of it
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Craig W
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
Can you actually lead a normal life with all that training & eating??? I know you work & that but how do you fit in all that chicken & rice & lifting shit when you need to work/wank/sleep etc
Can you lead a normal life? Nope. It's definatley a lifestyle. Thats why u see people who train for years and still look the same. The gym is the easy part, it's the nutrition that's hard.
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Craig W
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Try my tuna smoothie then, full of protein and goodness and you cant even taste the tuna
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Kerry
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quote: Originally posted by Craig W
Sorry Kerry i eat food, i don't model it

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Colin
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I would love to see you on that program 'you are what you eat' your table would be fucking huge!! More chickens than bernard matthews & more rice than a paddy field
[Edited on 07-02-2007 by Colin]
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Craig W
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Here's my diet at the mo, this looks alot but isn't even a bulking diet for me.
WAKE: 10g Creatine, 10g Glutamine
MEAL 1 (breakfast): 150g porridge oats (made with water), stir in 70g whey protein. 1 banana.
MEAL 2 (morning): 300g chicken breast. 250g brown rice (cooked weights). Large salad with 1 table spoon of olive oil.
MEAL 3 (late morning): 80g whey protein (in water) with 1 tablespoon of flax oil blended in. 1 low GI bagel. 1 apple or pear.
MEAL 4 (lunch): 300g chicken breast. 250g brown rice (cooked weights). Large salad with 1 table spoon of olive oil.
MEAL 5 (pre-workout): 50g maltodextrin. 40g whey.
MEAL 6 (post-workout): 50g matodextrin. 40g whey. 10g creatine. 10g glutamine
MEAL 7 (evening): 300g steak. Large portion veg. If carbs needed: 250g baked potato.
MEAL 8 (before bed): 70g whey with 1 tablespoon of flax oil (in water). 10g glutamine.
Im always swapping and changing things, but this is basically what i eat at present.
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Craig W
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I chuck in some tuna smoothies if im peckish too.
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Colin
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Do you ever nip out for a kebab afterwards
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Colin
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quote: Originally posted by Craig W
I chuck in some tuna smoothies if im peckish too.
The thought of them gives me the boak!!!
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Craig W
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I'll have a cheat day once a week where i'll eat what i want, keeps the metabolism guessing.
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Ben G
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do you actually weigh all your food before eating it? i could never do that lol just find what i want and eat it
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Craig W
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Yeah bodybuilding is all about consistency (sp)
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Ben G
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what about if you go out for a meal? do you bring scales with you?
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Colin
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quote: Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
what about if you go out for a meal? do you bring scales with you?
No he storms the kitchen shouting 'listen up fuckers' 300g chicken, 250g rice & a tuna & sausage shake for table 12'
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Ben G
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
quote: Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
what about if you go out for a meal? do you bring scales with you?
No he storms the kitchen shouting 'listen up fuckers' 300g chicken, 250g rice & a tuna & sausage shake for table 12'
 guess you need a lot of dedication and commitment to keep this up for years.
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