drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of
the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90
mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal
to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police
car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What
on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car
to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in
10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you
can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
Before, I'll let you go."
The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.
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