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Poll: How often does your gf fart?
0 - There is summat wrong with her! Or she is one of those sly ones 38 (35.19%)
1-4 - Silent but fecking lethal! 15 (13.89%)
1-4 - Noisey but with no smell? 14 (12.96%)
5+ - Silent but fecking lethal! 6 (5.56%)
5+ - Noisey but with no smell? 2 (1.85%)
Depends if she has had a curry 2 (1.85%)
I dont have a gf but my dog farts 9 (8.33%)
I dont have a gf or a dog, but I fart 22 (20.37%)


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Sam.S
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31st Jan 07 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
per day
Joe
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As far as I know, twice in the 4 years I have known her. Thats still too much.
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Too much
Robbo
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A lot!!
All Torque
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I don't know when she silently does it but i tickled her once which made her let rip and it sounded like a ship horn
CorsAsh
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Never has, and I've not farted in front of her. Cos I'm a gentleman
drax
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Never has, and I've not farted in front of her. Cos I'm a gentleman


Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Never has, and I've not farted in front of her. Cos I'm insecure


[Edited on 31-01-2007 by joe6886]
Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Never has, and I've not farted in front of her. Cos I'm insecure


[Edited on 31-01-2007 by joe6886]


Whittie
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When you hold it in for too long they REALLY smell when they're out.
CorsAsh
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More along the lines of I know mine can kill upto 300 ft, and I prefer my missus to be alive.
Joe
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Thats not what I was told Ashley.
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I don't know when she silently does it but i tickled her once which made her let rip and it sounded like a ship horn


Half Pint
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too bloody much...
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
Thats not what I was told Ashley.


You cheeky little runt. I'll ave thee.
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I don't know when she silently does it but i tickled her once which made her let rip and it sounded like a ship horn


CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
too bloody much...


You know how you're pretty little? When you fart, do they come out higher pitched?
ShEp
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5+in the morning, i think she enduces it to get rid of them for the day soits only me who has to put up with them
Ben G
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i think she has farted in my presence before, but always blames it on me even know i never opened my buttock hole.
Ally
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Only in competition with him, if he starts it

and never on him during an arguement.
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I don't know when she silently does it but i tickled her once which made her let rip and it sounded like a ship horn




*collapses on floor weeping and writhing*



<ambulance phoned for, and oxygen en route >
--Dave--
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i didn't think women could fart...
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I don't know when she silently does it but i tickled her once which made her let rip and it sounded like a ship horn


You wanna be careful if she does that in Devon, you'll have the locals running to the beaches in case there's anything to scavenge...
SVM 286
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Good evening Ashtray darling.

May I place my order for a nice new R11?

(btw, that is the name/number of a type of small, mostly fibreglass bus that circulates in my locality)

I'd like mine in black with black wheels please.
Mark330d
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I don't know when she silently does it but i tickled her once which made her let rip and it sounded like a ship horn


You wanna be careful if she does that in Devon, you'll have the locals running to the beaches in case there's anything to scavenge...



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