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mattievRS
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   4th Jan 07 at 19:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh dear!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TWIST-AIR-INTAKE-FUEL-SAVER-VAUXHALL-CORSA-TIGRA-NOVA_W0QQitemZ160069956143QQihZ006QQcategoryZ36680QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item160069956143
paul.mitchell1984
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4th Jan 07 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

looks like meccano!!!
M6RKK
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4th Jan 07 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Reduces flat spots or delay time when you mash down the throttle."

LMFAO
Robin
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4th Jan 07 at 19:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thats the best one yet
Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
looks like meccano!!!

I was thinking it looked more like a bear trap
Liam
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Richie
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4th Jan 07 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



"Huge Swirl"
BarnshaW
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wtf? does it even have a filter....its just a bracket by the looks of it.
Richie
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quote:
Originally posted by Liam





Dam u scooba steve
Cupra Steve
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oh dear. looks like you put your induction kit before the swirl machine.
scott d
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4th Jan 07 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

meccano
BarnshaW
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4th Jan 07 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wud make a good candle holder on the 3 legs....
or a fondue pot holder...

[Edited on 04-01-2007 by BarnshaW]
Marc
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4th Jan 07 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Huge swirl
random dav
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4th Jan 07 at 19:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

similar if not the same thing here http://www.surbo.net/

http://www.surbo.net/uk/ go here and read the Nova SRi one, its a lad off here and a lad I know, he's been ripped to pieces for it


WRLFC !

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IvIarkgraham
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4th Jan 07 at 20:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

says on the picture +5-10hp

and i did a level maths and i know +5-10=-5
ed
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"Compressed intake air mass with straight motion vector results vehement combustion within the chambers delivering higher horsepower on the wheels."

Does anyone else see that as a bunch of words thats makes no sense?
ed
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Actually, I'm gonna quote the whole thing under that statement...

"Add extra performance to your engine with Magnum Twist-Air. Compressed intake air mass with straight motion vector results vehement combustion within the chambers delivering higher horsepower on the wheels. The vortex created by Magnum spiral will perfect the oxygen ratio as it is possible by an aspirated engine besides it improves the efficiency of turbo engines.
This product will help you to reduce fuel consumption either by petrol or diesel non-turbo engines besides will cause accelerator effect when you mash down the throttle. No transformation or adjustment required by the intake system. It is applicable to factory or free flow air intakes as well. Designed and shipped to the required model.
The Twist-Air is for a lifetime made of chromium-plated stainless material."
ed
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Perfect the oxygen ratio? WHAT?
Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
"Compressed intake air mass with straight motion vector results vehement combustion within the chambers delivering higher horsepower on the wheels."

Does anyone else see that as a bunch of words thats makes no sense?

Makes no sense.
Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
wud make a good candle holder on the 3 legs....
or a fondue pot holder...



welcome to 1974
BarnshaW
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
wud make a good candle holder on the 3 legs....
or a fondue pot holder...



welcome to 1974


i still got one somewhere
Gary
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4th Jan 07 at 20:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Rrrriiiigggghhhtttt. So it increases bhp by getting in the way of air flow
Colin
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Wonder if they will do one for the new Corsa VXR....someone really should email & ask
BarnshaW
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i want one with extra metal rings for extra bhp.
Robin
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won't fit, sadly

it seems to only work on round exhausts

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