Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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You b*st*rd!
- My baby's coming! My baby is coming!
Help.
Help. My baby is coming.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Oh! Oh!
- Are you OK, ma'am?
- My baby is coming. My baby is coming.
- Call the doctor, you f*cking a$$hole!
- It's OK. I'm a doctor.
No, get me a real doctor.
I am a real doctor. See? I'm a real doctor.
Get away from me!
- Here. Spread your legs for me, OK?
- No! No!
What are you doing? What are you doing?!
- I see the problem here.
- Don't.
There seems to be a little baby
inside your body.
Here. Give me your head, little fellow.
Give me your head, little fellow.
Here, little fellow.
I got you. I got you. I got her. I got her.
I got her. I got her. I got her. I got her.
Put it back, Gord.
You gotta cut the cord.
You gotta cut the cord.
Jeez, do I have to do everything?
Oh, God. Help me.
Why isn't it crying?
Uh, it's sleeping?
- Give me my baby, you f*cker!
- I'll wake up your baby.
- Gordie!
- Wakey-wakey! Wakey-wakey!
Wakey-wakey! Wakey-wakey!
I saved the day.
Thank you.
I saved the day.
I saved the day.
My pretty baby girl.
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Mark1984_SRI
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Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
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 Such a funny film.
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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Jeez, is that idiot still in the shower?
Shit, how much water is he gonna use?
Yeah, how much is he gonna use? All of it?
He should save some for the fish. Huh, Pop?
Gord!
I'll fix him.
How's the water? Cold enough for ya?
Dammit. Don't tell me you're so stupid, you
can't tell the difference between hot and cold.
- What the fuck is going on?
- I'm underwater. Look, I found a treasure.
- A treasure? That's soap on a rope.
- Sh. I'm pretending it's a treasure.
Get out of my goddamn scuba gear,
you imbecile.
Oh, no, the treasure!
It went into that underwater cave.
Get out of that toilet!
Get out of that toilet!
Father, you saved me
from the giant barracuda.
But, look, I salvaged the treasure.
We can live like kings.
- We can live like kings!
- Forget that fucking soap.
Clean up this mess and get your ass
out that door looking for a job, you retard.
He's driving me insane.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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I love that film.
Daddy would you like some sausages?
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SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
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When hes tossing the horse off in the middle of that field
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Ste L
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i'm the backwards man, i'm the backwards man, i can do......
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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i love this fim
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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CHEESE SANDWICH
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by Ste L
i'm the backwards man, i'm the backwards man, i can do......
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GT4Brody
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that film is so fucked up yet so funny, Tom green is a nutcase!
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