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blebo
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1st Dec 06 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
6...I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
7...Illiterate? Write For Help
8...If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong
9...Cat: The Other White Meat
10...Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
All Torque
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1st Dec 06 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by blebo

4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.



I have that on a t-shirt
abdus
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Bram
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I stand corrected........said the man in the orthopaedic shoes
Matt L
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shown this one to 2 mates and neither of them get it
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
Liam
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@ number 6.
All Torque
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1st Dec 06 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

2 stickers i have:

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your retirement home
250+ joins in the human body... but none in my pocket

IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
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1st Dec 06 at 20:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a lad in work was moaning about his lazy mother in law who wont work coz she's partially deaf

he said i used to work with a guy in a wheel chair at least he gets off his arse and does something.

to wich i calmly said well no he doesnt!

 
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