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Author Arsehole Irratation!
paggy23
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17th Nov 06 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Right im fuckin worried everytime i wipe my arse after a shit about 30 mins later it fuckin kills like a bastard and ive gota sit down wtf?
Robin
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17th Nov 06 at 16:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Piles.
Jambo
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--Dave--
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17th Nov 06 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do you get small spats of blood on the tissue when you wipe?
woodywoods12345
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17th Nov 06 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ringsting.

Try wiping your ass properly instead of just smeering it around
--Dave--
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17th Nov 06 at 16:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by woodywoods12345
Ringsting.

Try wiping your ass properly instead of just smeering it around


PMSL!! for once you said something that made me laugh.
Scotty C
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17th Nov 06 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
do you get small spats of blood on the tissue when you wipe?


WTF?
paggy23
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17th Nov 06 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nah no blood and i do wip properly!
Jules
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17th Nov 06 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
As Robin said - t'is Farmer Giles
--Dave--
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17th Nov 06 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
do you get small spats of blood on the tissue when you wipe?


WTF?


serious question.

Change loo roll perhaps?

[Edited on 17-11-2006 by --Dave--]
ed
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17th Nov 06 at 16:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get some ass cream.
G_Man
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
do you get small spats of blood on the tissue when you wipe?


What happens if there is blood?
Whittie
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17th Nov 06 at 16:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can now see why people are having a go at you in the other thread
paggy23
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17th Nov 06 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tried that
baza31
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dont take a shit ?
Robin
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17th Nov 06 at 16:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It COULD be an STD.
p4uls corsa
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17th Nov 06 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by G_Man
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
do you get small spats of blood on the tissue when you wipe?


What happens if there is blood?



the blood is usually associated with piles.
ed
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quote:
Originally posted by G_Man
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
do you get small spats of blood on the tissue when you wipe?


What happens if there is blood?
He's got piles.
ed
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Or maybe cancer.
paggy23
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gr8
G_Man
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17th Nov 06 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ed
quote:
Originally posted by G_Man
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
do you get small spats of blood on the tissue when you wipe?


What happens if there is blood?
He's got piles.


oh
woodywoods12345
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try using wet wipes?
Jules
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17th Nov 06 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pics of said affliction?
AuroraSport
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17th Nov 06 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or perhaps its the reaction to being shafted by your insurance company

i shall get my coat....
--Dave--
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17th Nov 06 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^^^

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