Jules
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One day Mr and Mrs Smith are driving along in their car with their 6 year old son Timmy Smith in the rear, as they turn down a street they find themselves behind a rubbish lorry, as they continue driving along behind the lorry they notice that a few pieces of rubbish are falling out the back, when all of a sudden a 12" floppy pink dildo falls from the back of the rubbish lorry, hits the Smith's car on the windscreen and bounces over the roof of the car....
"Mummy, what was that?" asks Timmy
"Errr, I'm not sure Timmy, I didn't get a good look at it" says Mummy Smith hoping that little Timmy will forget about it
"Daddy, did you see what that was?" says Timmy
"Yes son, yes I did" says the Dad hoping to bluff his way out of this awkward situation...
"What was it Daddy?" asks Timmy
"It was just a insect Timmy, nothing to worry about"
Timmy looks puzzled and after a few seconds thought he says:
"Daddy, how does a insect manage to fly with a cock that big?!"
Badoom-Tish!
I'm here all week!
[Edited on 16-11-2006 by Jules]
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--Dave--
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gash
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Ojc
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I'd expect a lot better from you Jules.
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Jules
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Bare in mind it made me laugh at approx 4am in the morning on a night shift.
I can only deeply apologies 
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MatthewR
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What a load of 'TRIPE'
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--Dave--
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Jules 
Just don't do it again
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