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mark_gsi
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a man visits his friend who has just had a car accident and cant walk,
"can i get u anything" says the friend
"yes please" the man says, "can u get my slippers from upstairs."

the friend walks up the stairs and walks past a bedroom and sees his two 18year old twin daughters getting ready to go out.
"hello, ur dad sent me upstairs to shag both of u" the friend says
"really" says 1 of the twins "my dad would,t say tht"
"ill prove it to u" the friend says, and he walks to the top of the stairs.
"did u mean both of them" the friend shouts down.
"well yeah, fucking 1 of em wont be any good" the man says



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