boyracer2002
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MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
CLASSIC!!!!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
 
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mwg
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Marc
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Kathryn W
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--Dave--
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last one
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stuartmitchell
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I find a good reply is....your loss babe 
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--Dave--
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I find a good reply is to slip some Rohypnol in their drink and laugh as they get bummed in the toilets by the local chavs.
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by boyracer2002
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.
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Mather.16v
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SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I find a good reply is to slip some Rohypnol in their drink and laugh as they get bummed in the toilets by the local chavs.
dang so thats why they seem so willing 
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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Still love the misheard one
Well old but still good, yet to remember one when i've been out and had an insult thrown back at me though
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SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Still love the misheard one
Well old but still good, yet to remember one when i've been out and had an insult thrown back at me though
im usually too drunk to remember.. just end up looking at them funny. then swearing and falling over
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--Dave--
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Still love the misheard one
Well old but still good, yet to remember one when i've been out and had an insult thrown back at me though
im usually too drunk to remember.. just end up looking at them funny. then swearing and falling over
Sounds familiar 
I have been known to try and chat up to different birds at once either side of me at the bar in local 'hotspot' 
Yeah...it didn't go down well
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