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Marc

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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
User status: Offline

7th Nov 06 at 16:34

A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try
artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will
lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep
himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they all
still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and
loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods,
bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
"Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
them out to the woods.
He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls
knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out
of
the window.
He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the
grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

Skylined

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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
User status: Offline

7th Nov 06 at 16:36