cougaruk
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Registered: 6th Sep 05
Location: Wickford Essex
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Check this one out
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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Off day.
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jamesvalver
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Registered: 21st Feb 03
Location: Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
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lol
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Matt L
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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davey_jack
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Registered: 28th Jan 06
Location: Horley, Surrey Drives: Clio 182
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classic
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Had someone call my mobile the other day...
Telesales person: "Hello sir, I'm calling to ask if you're interested in saving money on your mobile bill..."
Me: "No, I love spending as much on it as possible..."
Telesales person: "Oh, erm, well..."
Me: "Thanks, bye."
*hangs up*
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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i find the best way is to string them along for 10 mins or so, and if its the type of call asking you to buy something, when they ask for card details, tell them you're 15 
they love it.
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Ace. I would start laughing though.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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I had another one who refused to believe I could fix my own car if it broke down, and that my breakdown cover was sufficient to tow me home. How many nos before these people get the message.
[Edited on 24-10-2006 by CorsAsh]
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
I had another one who refused to believe I could fix my own car if it broke down, and that my breakdown cover was sufficient to tow me home. How many nos before these people get the message.
[Edited on 24-10-2006 by CorsAsh]
they get paid more if you say yes though
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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genious
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Nismo
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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i have a few i use.
answer the phone then when they ask for me i say "hang on ill get him"
then shout DAAAAAAAAAAD and put the handset down, leave it for ages.
another is to repeat everything they say, they dont like that.
say hello several times, till they hang up.
blow a whistle or air horn down the phone (burst eardrums ahoy) then your number should be deleted off the system as they dont want employees phoning you up if thats whats going to happen
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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just phone the Telephone preference service number nad get your number removed. No more calls, the number is on the net if you search google.
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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more fun winding them up
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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abdus
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Registered: 23rd Feb 06
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quality 
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