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ClaireF
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24th Oct 06 at 09:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the difference between a muslim and ET? ET looked better, smelt better, learnt english, didnt claim benefits, had his own fucking bike and wanted to go home.

another one

Dont tell anyone.... im gunno go down on you! And you're going to love it. But its only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it. Then im going to come back up again and fuck you big time.






yours sincerly

petrol prices

[Edited on 24-10-2006 by ClaireF]
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xxTreaclexx
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Ive got quite a funny joke...
There was a english man , a paki and a irish man in a hot air baloon, the thing is it was too heavy so they needed to chuck sumit out tht wasnt needed.. the irish man chucked out sum guiness.. " we got lodza tht in our country.... the paki chucked out sum curry...." we got too much ov tht" the english man chucked out the paki .." weve fucking got far too many ov them..... i found it funny....
gianluigi
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i find these jokes offensive
Marc
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Spelling is terrible.
gianluigi
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apart from the Petrol one which wasnt funny
xxTreaclexx
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sorry..
ClaireF
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i thought they where ok
xxTreaclexx
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just not funny enough apparently... and offensive...
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quote:
Originally posted by xxTreaclexx
just not funny enough apparently... and offensive...



Marcy Marc

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gianluigi
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please leave the internet
xxTreaclexx
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me...?
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My sides are not splitting
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by xxTreaclexx
me...?


yes and take ClaireF with you
xxTreaclexx
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fuck ya then.. bye
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Scoty B
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The 2nd one excited me until the punchline.
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quote:
Originally posted by Scoty B
The 2nd one excited me until the punchline.


I concur
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quote:
Originally posted by xxTreaclexx
fuck ya then.. bye


roflcopter!

wasn't being serious
Tom
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24th Oct 06 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by xxTreaclexx
fuck ya then.. bye


roflcopter!

wasn't being serious


Luigi you are such a girl

ROFLTAMPON

 
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