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Steve
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http://chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

thank me later
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Chuck Norris was a fag. FACT.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Chuck Norris was a fag. FACT.
Dead man walking
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'Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.'
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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theres some fucking funny ones on there
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I'm reading all MUST read...so funny

'Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." '

 
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