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Jamie
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11th Oct 06 at 07:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cant get ahold of the farmer and the thing is going slightly nuts


Suggestions?
ClaireF
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11th Oct 06 at 07:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
beef
Jamie
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11th Oct 06 at 07:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If its on my property can i actually top it?
ClaireF
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i dunno about that i think you can as long as no other aniamls around but thats nasty
Jamie
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11th Oct 06 at 07:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You said beef? How am I going to get beef without killing it?

I'm joking before anyone kicks off.
ClaireF
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11th Oct 06 at 08:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ah bless it.
Robbo
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Don't have its milk
Rob_Lee
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11th Oct 06 at 08:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tie rope road its neck and go tie it up outside Tesco while you shop!
Jambo
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11th Oct 06 at 08:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



i dont know what id do if i woke up wit ha cow in my garden
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11th Oct 06 at 08:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ClaireF
i dunno about that i think you can as long as no other aniamls around but thats nasty


so let me get this straight.

You can kill a cow if it's in your back garden but only if there are no other animals around. Is this so they don't witness the horror?
boyracer2002
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11th Oct 06 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
we used to get them in a fair bit too when they broke through the farmers fencing into our garden lol - just go move it on itl run off if u go upto it
STEvieXE
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11th Oct 06 at 08:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wait till it falls asleep then push it over
Edd
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11th Oct 06 at 08:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just tell your mum to stop fucking about and get back to bed
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Edd I was going to reply with something like this but thought better of it.
CorsAsh
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11th Oct 06 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
You said beef? How am I going to get beef without killing it?

I'm joking before anyone kicks off.


Cut one leg off.
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dont get rid of it until the grass is looking nice and short saves mowing it

[Edited on 11-10-2006 by Haimsey]

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duffman
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quote:
Originally posted by STEvieN.I.
wait till it falls asleep then push it over


CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey

dont get rid of it until the grass is looking nice and short saves mowing it

[Edited on 11-10-2006 by Haimsey]


That's sheep and goats, a cow will fuck up your lawn.
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11th Oct 06 at 11:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cows eat grass don't they?

But yes they weigh a tonne also
ClaireF
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11th Oct 06 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by ClaireF
i dunno about that i think you can as long as no other aniamls around but thats nasty


so let me get this straight.

You can kill a cow if it's in your back garden but only if there are no other animals around. Is this so they don't witness the horror?



a farmer can take an animal on its own private land and kill it humainly as long as there is no other animal there to witness because of stress
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11th Oct 06 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you learn something new every day I guess
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Cows eat grass don't they?

But yes they weigh a tonne also


They rip up great lumps of grass whereas a nice little sheep will carefully nibble its way across your lawn. Then there's the weight issue, in addition to the huge amount of crap that falls out of a cow compared to a sheep.
Scoty B
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11th Oct 06 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get a red bit of material and see what happens, you never know.
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11th Oct 06 at 11:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can't imagine this little chap weighs much ay Ash?



does he eat grass as well?
xxTreaclexx
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aww ^ cute

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