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Author Getting rid of the scum
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 12:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have a dream...

We're all in agreement that there are too many chavs on the roads these days. Boy/girl racers charging around in their little cars causing havoc and mayhem on the roads.

Well, picture this.

An insurance company that meant young drivers could drive whatever they wanted all for £400 a year.

I can see the doubt creeping into your minds already but hear me out.

18 year old Danny has just passed his driving test. He has heard of Haydon Insurers and wants to give them a try. His rich as fcuk parents buy him a Gallardo and think nothing of it, he can't wait to get on the road.

Poor Danny has just been killed doing 130 in a 30 zone whilst wearing no seatbelt. Apparently he couldn't control the Lambo when it went into a death defying spin.

Result. One less chav on the roads.

Who is with me?
Dan B
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10th Oct 06 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd prefer a sniper-rifle, it has less risk of taking lots of other people out at the same time, in a ball of flames...
BlueCorsa
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10th Oct 06 at 13:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How many other people did he take out when he started spinning at 130 in a 30?
SXi_Tim
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10th Oct 06 at 13:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Very good idea, but Danny could quite easily take an innocent bystanders life with him when he smashed his gallardo into the bus stop.
Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 13:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or do what Drax suggested to me the other day.

No-one has insurance, but when they crash, they have to borrow money from an 'insurance' company, which is lent at a ridiculous amount of intrest.

pwople would be more careful.
Cosmo
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10th Oct 06 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and are there more chavs who dirve Gallardos or Novas on the road
mattk
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10th Oct 06 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its a shame a complete and utter shame, what a waste of a lambo, tw@ glad hes dead.

Who is this insurance company??

:EDIT:

HA HA just seen the first line of the original post

[Edited on 10-10-2006 by sthelensr.l.f.c]
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mmm I'm liking that idea Robin.

The gun idea would also work
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cosmo, the point of the car I chose was to reflect the fact that with my insurance company young drivers would be able to get insured in any car they want.

This obviously went over your head.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Cosmo, the point of the car I chose was to reflect the fact that with my insurance company young drivers would be able to get insured in any car they want.

This obviously went over your head.


but thats just tempting more chavs into faster cars
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

exactly. And the faster cars would kill them.
Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 13:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats the point. they cant handle the power, so they crash, then they arent a problem anymore.
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I swear some people need to go back to school
Cosmo
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10th Oct 06 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I swear some people need to go back to school


G T F you Ridged Hoola Hoop eating pooftah!

But I get you now....stupid idea

[Edited on 10-10-2006 by Cosmo]
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

surely you mean GTF Cosmo
antonOO2
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10th Oct 06 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

also ,how are you going to pay out for a new lambo for his dad?he bought it so will be the registered keeper.
Cosmo
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10th Oct 06 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
surely you mean GTF Cosmo


I was emphasizing GTF
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think some people are taking this a little too seriously
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

antonOO2
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I think some people are taking this a little too seriously


dont see why
SXi_Tim
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10th Oct 06 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes too much thought is going into an idea that will blatently not work
--Dave--
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Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 13:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dave could just be like Direct Choice Insurance. Crap.
Robin
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10th Oct 06 at 13:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if he took long enough to pay out, he could just not bother
--Dave--
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10th Oct 06 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Haven't used Direct Choice, are they that bad?

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