Nismo
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this is some funny stuff , i like...
“One day I got caught by the farmer next door riding my quad bike round his field. I appeased him by offering to buy some of the land off him. He was asking £40,000 for three acres. What’s £40,000 to a man with £10million? I paid the price and had a racetrack of my own"
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"8/4/04, £10,000 (£638): I bought a BMW Z3. I don’t know what happened to it. I probably lent it to someone and forgot"

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006460253,00.html
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--Dave--
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PMSL!!
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Brett
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Is this the guy who bought like a 1000 big macs and drove round town throwing them at people out of his hummer or something?
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CorsAsh
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What a cunt.
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--Dave--
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why the fcuk would you throw big macs though? Water baloons perhaps, or small dead mice.
Not Big Macs
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Melville
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What a cunt :@
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Scoty B
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This twat should be Knighted.
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Tommy
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Location: Essex, Colchester
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12/5/04, £50,000 (£3,191): This went on a big party at The Grange. We had 99 people at the bash, from Friday to Tuesday. The ratio of girls to guys was three to one. I had sex with every girl there as a condition of them being invited. The money went on drugs, food, booze and a gold chain for each of the girls, who had to wear them around their ankles at all times. The Romans had nothing on us!
[Edited on 05-10-2006 by LoudandLow]
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Martin
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twat
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leeshez
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Is he still in jail?
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3CorsaMeal
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why is he a twat?
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Brett
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I think he's great, sounds like he had a top laugh!
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smack
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i can see this being made into a film, based on a true strory kinda thing
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3CorsaMeal
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a christmas Carroll maybe?
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Martin
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
why is he a twat?
... getting scammed left right n centre.
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Edd
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this guy is a moron the sun vilify him at every opportunity yet he gives them an interview
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Martin
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extracted from his book i think it said..
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Tommy
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He is a knob though aint he
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Edd
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quote: Originally posted by Martin
extracted from his book i think it said..
still has to give them permission though
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Martin
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quote: Originally posted by Edd
quote: Originally posted by Martin
extracted from his book i think it said..
still has to give them permission though
well im sure if you can nick £50,000 off of him, gettign an exract/interview must be easy as pi
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Edd
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this maniac is a "rangers fan" he annoys the fucking life out of me every time he's in the paper he's wearing a rangers strip
dragging down the name of my great club
but thanks for the cool 1 mill
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Hammer
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typical blue nose IMHO
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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
typical blue nose IMHO
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Hammer
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Beardo
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legend!
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