ed
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By Tony Lee...
What a strange experience. I remembered being up on stage, but I didn't have a clue what happened until just now. We all did some funny shit like lap dancing some people (men) who we thought were women. I jacked off to a fake porn movie and for some reason I thought my ass was hungry so I decided to feed it some white shit which appears to be shaving foam, though I was told it was ass food 
Then I went down to the SU pub and was walking around for about 2 hours shitting myself because a lot of people had beards. Also, when I spoke to girls I spoke to thier fannys because I thought thats where they spoke from
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Kyle T
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
Also, when I spoke to girls I spoke to thier fannys because I thought thats where they spoke from
lmfao
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Robin
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'mazin
by "I jacked off to...." do you actually mean you got your wang out on stage? 
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ed
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Update, I just realised I have been wearing my pants on my head, not my fav hat
This is quite strange. I would love to do it again!
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ed
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'mazin
by "I jacked off to...." do you actually mean you got your wang out on stage?
No, was speaking to my mates on the way back, I just had my hands down my pants, though I have no idea if I actually wanked or if I was playing.
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Robin
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no video clips of your antics? that would be fairly amusing i reckon.
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ed
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There will be photos in tomorrows Wotsup magazine I guess. It's got photos of all the nights out so far... No idea about videos though, would love to watch though
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Robin
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i quite fancy hypnosis, could be a good laugh, as long as you get a hypnotist who isnt a cunt
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ed
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This guy was nuts. Was quite funny thinking back on it...
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Robin
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how did he do it? or can you not remember?
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ed
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Fuck knows, I just remember wht I did. I was on the stage from 10pm to 12 and it felt like 5 mins. I walked off the stage really pissed off because the show hadn't started yet
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danny_vx
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they did this EXACT same thing for freshers in my uni, they have the volunteers at the front, stare at a light at the back of the room whilst the hipnotist talks a load of random crap about you are falling deeper into sleep... etc then 'use the power of suggestion' to make you do stuff.. quite funy 
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