CoastalCorsa
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A Liverpool fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Man Utd fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious red and white colours. He would swerve his car as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting them.
One day, as the car driver was driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the car over. He asked the priest "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and the van continues down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Man Utd fan strutting down the road, and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but he didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that Man Utd fan."
"That's OK" replied the priest. "I got him with the door."
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--Dave--
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James
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Dave who do you support?
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CoastalCorsa
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well i'm Dave aswell i'm an Evertonian, but i think your asking --Dave--
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--Dave--
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I'm a Gooner 
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I'm a Gay
I feared as much
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--Dave--
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I just knew you were going to do that James
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Sooty
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james who do you support?
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CoastalCorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
james who do you support?
probably his legs because they support him................
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James
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