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mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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19th Sep 06 at 17:11

Just been flicking through this weeks zoo and this caught my eye, this bird has won the kerrang virgin of the year award(her intact hymen confermed by a local doctor) and complains she never gets any male attention. Kerrang has set up a competition to be the lucky bloke to have the first dabble and will pay for upto 3 months accomidation, wont her mum be proudZoo Link

[Edited on 19-09-2006 by sthelensr.l.f.c]

antscorsa

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19th Sep 06 at 17:14

shes a babe, how can she nto get attention!!!

Rich H

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19th Sep 06 at 17:15

She's a virgin?! Not convinced tbh. But still!

Nismo

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19th Sep 06 at 17:28

i cant belive it for one minute that she aint taken salami

-wylo-

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19th Sep 06 at 17:33

WTF! No chance! She's willing to get her puff out in a magazine but not willing to recieve the boaby??? PISH

Robin

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19th Sep 06 at 17:42

Virgin my arse

Jules S

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19th Sep 06 at 17:58

quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
Virgin my arse

Or maybe she prefers it up hers

TNM

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19th Sep 06 at 18:33

If shes a virgin so is Jordan

fiestakidda

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19th Sep 06 at 18:43

how do you enter?

Melville

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19th Sep 06 at 19:19

What a load of shite

Rich H

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19th Sep 06 at 19:21

quote:
Originally posted by fiestakidda
how do you enter?

Which way you talking?!

ShEp

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19th Sep 06 at 19:41

i'd ram raid it, severe stylee

Nismo

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19th Sep 06 at 20:03

quote:
Originally posted by fiestakidda
how do you enter?

from behind i guess?

Bonney

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19th Sep 06 at 20:04

think someones threw a few stitches in there

freeman(sting)

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19th Sep 06 at 20:37

she would get the purple headed custard chucker

Scoty B

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20th Sep 06 at 09:46

quote:
Originally posted by fiestakidda
how do you enter?

Through the Trapdoor.

PaulW

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20th Sep 06 at 09:50

probably talks with a deep croaky voice like a man with a bad throat, hence the status

CorsAsh

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20th Sep 06 at 10:01

She's probably taken more hits than Muhammed Ali.

PaulW

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20th Sep 06 at 10:02

(s)he went on holiday to thailand

Ally

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20th Sep 06 at 10:20

Its is possible to not be a virgin, and still have an intact Hymen

Dean_W

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Registered: 13th Dec 05
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20th Sep 06 at 10:20

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Its is possible to not be a virgin, and still have an intact Hymen

You can also get it stiched aswell i think.

Ally

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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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20th Sep 06 at 10:22

Yeh you can

mattk

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20th Sep 06 at 14:29

ha ha you can get it stitched! realy??

CorsAsh

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20th Sep 06 at 14:32

Yeah, some women have it done so that their husbands can break them in again on wedding night, the fact that everything else is about as tight as a danish pastry is a minor detail.

Demo

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20th Sep 06 at 14:48

i like danish pastrys

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