Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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Mine is this.
Going to tescos the other day and i see some ned in a 206 quicksilver shooting up behind me, i think fool and continue on my way, get to a roundabout and a few cars going right to the last exit, left lane is clear so he goes round everyone then cuts across everyone on the roundabout to go right, this is only a small roundabout so its quite a bad cutting up.
I say ffs what an idiot to my missus, and the car in front who he cut up beeps her horn at him a few times, he sticks his fingers up and continues to pull another cockish monouvre to overtake the next car in a dangerous situation.
Get to tescos hes two cars in front he continues up the road me and lady who he cut up turn into tescos, im getting out the car next thing he comes flying back into tescos and has the cheek to start on the lady who beeped at him because of his cockish driving 
was about to tell him to get the fuck back in his car when he decided to not actually hit her and bugger off 
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Sooty
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I was driving my 106gti once, and there was this idiot in another 106gti in the same colour  in front of me, he kept trying to race me but didnt grasp the concept that his vehicle was the same as mine with similar modifications
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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One of the first days out driving i was casually going down a road near my mates. its a quiet estate with quite a lot of parked cars on either side of the road... So i was only going about 25 mph... This woman in a green focus just started reversing out of her drive, she didnt bother looking at all, was about an inch away of reversing into me.... Couldnt believe it, i know why a lot of people think woman drivers aren't the best!
That is my first and only bad experience so far 
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
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taking becca to college 30 mins ago, woman was in left hand lane, i was in the right hand lane.
left hand lane goes straight on, right hand lane goes straight and round to the right.
SOLID white line between the left and right lanes (cars are both level) but no she sticks her indicator on and pulls across the white line   so i braked hard and pressed my horn......then she started pointing and shouting at me like its my fault 
stupid woman, theres a solid white line for a reasoooooooooooon
[Edited on 19-09-2006 by Haimsey]
Marcy Marc 
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--Dave--
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this is not a post intended to infuriate women but every time someone cuts me up or does something really stupid on the road, more often than not it's a woman.
I actually foam at the mouth when i see the Sheila's Wheels advert. Honestly.
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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i find it more infuriating when someone performs a stupid manouvre then shouts at you like your in the wrong
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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last night two sets of lights one about a hundred yards from the next(to let traffic join from the right)
dick in a golf decides he doesnt have to stop at the 1st set even though a car is coming
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Marshall
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Registered: 10th Nov 05
Location: Boston, Lincs Drives: 1.4 Sport & 2.2 astra
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i went through a red light on sunday. Woopsie.
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3CorsaMeal
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i was passenger in a mates car and we were in a large open area, like a carpark and this nutter came flying across from the other side and just smashed straight into the side of car like he meant it, then he reversed up, spun car round and drove into another car, then flew off and couldn't see him.
we were like "wtf", car was still going so mate started driving off, we were almost out and onto public roads, when he came flying at us a 2nd time and smashed into the back of us, me and mate really took the force of it, quite hurt.
by this time i'd had enough so my mate spun wheel full lock, went screaming backwards and hit him full on in the front, sending his face slamming into steering wheel, blood everywhere and he didn't think he was so clever now.
anyway, got off the dodgems and bought some candy floss.
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Steve
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i was waiting for the funny comment throughout all that
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Cybermonkey
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FLMFMAO rolfcopter PMSL
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Cybermonkey
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JIM I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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Rob H
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
i find it more infuriating when someone performs a stupid manouvre then shouts at you like your in the wrong
These are the most worrying, as they truely believe they are in the right. "No love, being in the left hand lane, but having your right indicator on, doesnt give you the right to cut me up and turn right on the island :@"
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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lmfao!!!!!!!
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
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i got caught out by my own idiotic manouvre lastnight
it was 2.30am and it was dead......it wasnt even pretty dead, it was just plain dead. so i pulled up to a set of lights (have sensors ontop) and i got a text, so i stopped about 5 yards from the line to read the text.
then the lights changed to green and back to red before i finished. so i pulled up to the line big mistake
the lights all around me changed green > amber > red etc etc, but mine didnt change!? so i sat there like a spac, and mine still didnt change, even though the other lights were changing all the time
i wasnt too sure what was going off at this point and in the end i gave up and drove through the red light
now i think about it i could have just reversed up a wee tad and i would have been ok
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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i did something similar ish, i went down a road missed the sign that said bus route only, got to some lights, sat there....sat there...sat there i was thinking WTF why dont these lights change.
After about literally 10 minutes a bus comes along stops and the driver gets out and informs me the lights wont change unless the vehicle is over a certain weight erskates
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
I was driving my 106gti once, and there was this idiot in another 106gti in the same colour in front of me, he kept trying to race me but didnt grasp the concept that his vehicle was the same as mine with similar modifications
Not condoning his actions, but surely in that case it'd be a 'true' race, i.e. a test of driver ability rather than car ability.
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Cybermonkey
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pmsl Steve
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Steve
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hes being a dick, hes on about me, ignore him
[Edited on 19-09-2006 by Steve]
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
i did something similar ish, i went down a road missed the sign that said bus route only, got to some lights, sat there....sat there...sat there i was thinking WTF why dont these lights change.
After about literally 10 minutes a bus comes along stops and the driver gets out and informs me the lights wont change unless the vehicle is over a certain weight erskates
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Steve
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could you see yourself doing that 3cm?
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3CorsaMeal
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indeed i do
we don't have bus lanes round here, just cobbles 
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Sooty
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
I was driving my 106gti once, and there was this idiot in another 106gti in the same colour in front of me, he kept trying to race me but didnt grasp the concept that his vehicle was the same as mine with similar modifications
Not condoning his actions, but surely in that case it'd be a 'true' race, i.e. a test of driver ability rather than car ability.
Ask him what happened... he post's on here by the name of
STEVE
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Haimsey
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steve
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i was passenger in a mates car and we were in a large open area, like a carpark and this nutter came flying across from the other side and just smashed straight into the side of car like he meant it, then he reversed up, spun car round and drove into another car, then flew off and couldn't see him.
we were like "wtf", car was still going so mate started driving off, we were almost out and onto public roads, when he came flying at us a 2nd time and smashed into the back of us, me and mate really took the force of it, quite hurt.
by this time i'd had enough so my mate spun wheel full lock, went screaming backwards and hit him full on in the front, sending his face slamming into steering wheel, blood everywhere and he didn't think he was so clever now.
anyway, got off the dodgems and bought some candy floss.
That is by far the funniest thing i've read on here
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