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James
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How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill

Post yours
Kathryn W
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What's black white and red all over.

A Newspaper..
Jamie Walby
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A man walked into a bar...........


and said 'ouch'
CorsAsh
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What's red, white and screams?

A skinned baby in a pile of salt.









I had a disturbed childhood.
James
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Jamie I used to love that one
Jamie Walby
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Whats green and hangs from trees?

Giraffe snot



Whats Green and smells?

A frogs nose

Wahts Green and smells?

A frogs bum


Whats brown and sticky?

A stick
Eck
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Ash FPMSL A horse walks into a bar, the barman says, why the long face.
Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Whats brown and sticky?

A stick


I have absolutely no idea why I laughed at that
Jamie Walby
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Its almost as stupid as Ashs joke
--Dave--
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what's blue and makes mum's cry?

Cot Death
CorsAsh
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What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with slashed arm bands

What's red and orange and floats in a swimming pool?

A slashed baby wearing armbands...
Eck
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FPMSL Dave & Ash... You two have no shame do you? but I'm about pissing myself with Dave's one
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@ Ash and Eck
Eck
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whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit.
CorsAsh
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What should you do when you've had a baby?

Put its nappy back on
Cybermonkey
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How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?

Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
Hammer
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whats blue and rapes children?

me in my lucky blue suit
Cybermonkey
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Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.
Sooty
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my negativity has spilled into general chat, i think im fucked
CorsAsh
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That's just worrying

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out...
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.


I now have Pepsi all over my screen
Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04
whats blue and rapes children?

me in my lucky blue suit


CorsAsh
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How do you make a baby bark?

Pour petrol all over it, chuck on a lit match and it soon goes woof...
Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
my negativity has spilled into general chat, i think im fucked


God speed sooty
gianluigi
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how do you make an orphan's (sp) hands bleed?




tell it to clap til mummy and daddy come home

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