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Author Joke of the century
James
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13th Sep 06 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him.

He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate
school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home.

Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself.

Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones:

















"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down".
--Dave--
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13th Sep 06 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
funny but fucking awful at the same time James
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13th Sep 06 at 15:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i think the title is somewhat misleading.

i will be informing trading standards.
James
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I bet you laughed Dave
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yeah i did
SteveW
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13th Sep 06 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ITs so bad.. its so so bad

I love it
ed
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13th Sep 06 at 15:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I laughed. I found it quite funny. It's an old school joke though.
Ojc
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13th Sep 06 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I found it offensive to my girlfriend.
Tom
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13th Sep 06 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I found it offensive to my girlfriend.


I found this very amusing, hopefully someone will find my quote of your quote something or other.
mav
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Carr
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13th Sep 06 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i laughed so much because its just so awful. im creasing up

 
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