SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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Been here 4 days !!!!
rest of the team are in meetings so im sitting here farting...
I know i have things to do, however i dont know which dept is which  they are all the bloody same
So now im a surf monster for this afternoon
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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go round and undo the bolts from all their chairs so they fall over when they come back. Move all the desks around. Fart in a tub and leave it with an open message on one of their desks.
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JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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Cool ive not got a job 
Im farting about at home
Wolfmother rocks
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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Can I come and help? I'm bored.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I am majorly fucked off with work today, I have taken on about 70% of our teams work which means more travelling for the next fedw months, which I hate.
Plus my mate has just landed a 2 year contract works job (some sort of building regs/design thing he's been doing for years) but this pays £24 per hour and he's realistically looking at taking home £40k+ with overtime  lucky fooker
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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well i just done another couple of installs. Why people really need 2x 17" TFTs i will never know.. dont be lazy. USE ONE 
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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Steve, until you have used 2 17" TFT's you are in no place to comment
Seriously, it is quite usefull 
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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some of the mega geeks here run 3 screens.. no need for that im sure
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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What you do Steve? Network technician isnt it?
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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all sorts mate. im learning new stuff here.
everything from desktop support to washing dishes
me and one of the guys are staying on late tonight to do some server patch panel work. a lot of things need re-jigging
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
some of the mega geeks here run 3 screens.. no need for that im sure
Ian runs 4. He wants 8 though
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Why people really need 2x 17" TFTs i will never know.. dont be lazy. USE ONE
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
go round and undo the bolts from all their chairs so they fall over when they come back. Move all the desks around. Fart in a tub and leave it with an open message on one of their desks.
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
go round and undo the bolts from all their chairs so they fall over when they come back. Move all the desks around. Fart in a tub and leave it with an open message on one of their desks.
I did this and now i have my P45
your rubbish at office pranks
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Been here 4 days !!!!
rest of the team are in meetings so im sitting here farting...
I know i have things to do, however i dont know which dept is which they are all the bloody same
So now im a surf monster for this afternoon
This is identical to me about a week ago when I started my new job - except for farting though
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Martin_C
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Registered: 27th Jun 03
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
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steve needs 2 screens, one so his penis can see and one for his head.
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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my penis can see 
god i should let him out more. Think of all the things hes missing
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Why people really need 2x 17" TFTs i will never know.. dont be lazy. USE ONE
one is for work (like CS , MSN and ebay)
And one is to watch films and stuff on 
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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hard at work, as always
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Nismo
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Steve-O are you working for one of the big 4 practices?
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SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Steve-O are you working for one of the big 4 practices?
nah mate. farely small Jewish Accounts firm.
but its all cool. 
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Chris F
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Registered: 26th Dec 05
Location: Newmarket Drives: Escort Van 1.8
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Why people really need 2x 17" TFTs i will never know.. dont be lazy. USE ONE
one is for work (like CS , MSN and ebay)
And one is to watch films and stuff on
Wats the film then?
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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I have lots of PCs, only 1 screen. Just use a switch box to go between them. Could have more screens but really don't want them. More screens = more noticable and looks important = give me more work. Damien doesn't want more work...
I worked for a Jewish law firm, worst experience/job of my life, no offence to the jewish religion, but you are the nastyest people i've ever had the misfortune to work with...
I find changing various screensavers to read funny quotes around the building (scanner PCs etc) amuses me, and annoys management
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