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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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   8th Sep 06 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
fter being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two
animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely Kiwi.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until
the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the man had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed
her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and,
realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman,
cautiously, and whispered in her ear,

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Marc
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Location: York
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8th Sep 06 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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mark_gsi
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TNM
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8th Sep 06 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats older than Mav.
Liam
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Location: Stafford
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8th Sep 06 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
thats older than Mav.


Funnier than the Joke
--Dave--
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8th Sep 06 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

for fcuk's sake why didn't he just shag the woman!!!!!

 
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