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A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa,
>look at the size of that f*cker!" "Hey, mind your language!" says the
>priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, " Sorry
>farther but that's what this fish is called - it's a F*cker fish"
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>Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the
>fish back to church. "Look at this huge f*cker" says the priest,
>spotting the bishop. "Language, please! this is Gods house," replies
the
>bishop. "No, no - that's what this fish is called, " says the priest.
>"Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that f*cker
>and we could have it for dinner".
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>So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother
>superior. " Could you cook this f*cker for dinner tonight?" he asks
her.
>"My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked. "No, sister that's
>what the fish is called - a f*cker, " says the bishop.
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>Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "wonderful,
>I'll cook that f*cker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!" The fish
>tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it. "Well, I caught
>the f*cker!" says the priest. "And I cleaned the f*cker!" says the
>bishop. "And I cooked the f*cker!" says the mother superior.
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>The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on
>his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours
>himself a whiskey and says " You know what?, You c*nts are alright."
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James
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4 out of 10
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Tiger
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Brett
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 like that
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Matt H
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Jake
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its funnier if read in an Irish accent
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jamied
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everything is tho? 
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Originally posted by jake
its funnier if read in an Irish accent
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Jules
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Thread title is deliberately misleading, please delete or rename accordingly.
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--Dave--
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like that one
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Carr
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