JadeM
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I'm still hunting about the net looking for contraception advice. Anyone experienced the joys of these  I never knew they existed 
HOW DO YOU USE THE FEMALE CONDOM?
Open the package carefully. Choose a position that is comfortable for insertion - squat, raise one leg, sit or lie down. Make sure the condom is lubricated enough. Make sure the inner ring is at the bottom closed end of the sheath, and hold the sheath with the open end hanging down.
Squeeze the inner ring with thumb and middle finger (so it becomes long and narrow), and then insert the inner ring and sheath into the vaginal opening. Gently insert the inner ring into the vagina and feel it go up. Place the index finger inside of the condom and push the inner ring as far as it will go. Make sure the condom is inserted straight, and is not twisted inside the vagina. The outer ring should remain on the outside of the vagina. The penis should be guided into the condom in order to ensure that the penis does not slip into the vagina outside the condom. Use enough lubricant so that the condom stays in place during sex.
If the condom slips during intercourse, or if it enters the vagina, then you should stop immediately and take the female condom out. Then insert a new one and add extra lubricant to the opening of the sheath or on the penis.
To remove the condom, twist the outer ring gently and then pull the condom out keeping the sperm inside. Wrap the condom in the package or in tissue and throw it away. Do not put it into the toilet. It is generally recommended that the female condom should not be reused.
The female condom may feel unfamiliar at first. The female condom may feel different and some people find it difficult to insert. Some women find that with time and practice using the female condom becomes easier and easier.
If the condom slips during intercourse, or if it enters the vagina, then you should stop immediately and take the female condom out. Then insert a new one and add extra lubricant to the opening of the sheath or on the penis.
 PMSL!! Just as he's about to cum Colin STOP NOW!!!! Its slipped, retrieve it and start all over again 
It is generally recommended that the female condom should not be reused.
Surely a used condom should never be reused
[Edited on 06-09-2006 by JadeM]
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Kathryn W
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Doesnt sound like a nice way of contraseption...
I certainly wouldn't use one
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CorsAsh
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at "It is generally recommended that the female condom should not be reused."
Rinse and off you go again
[Edited on 06-09-2006 by CorsAsh]
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--Dave--
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why don't you just use condoms? far safer than most alternatives
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SXi_Tim
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Or just use a bread bag? Wouldn't something like that ruin sex altogether? It looks fucking horrible
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Ojc
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Been about years, there was one kicking around our primary school playground for weeks, we used to kick it at each other
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--Dave--
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PMSL @ Oliver
Let me guess, Koling doesn't like wearing condoms so he's making you do something about it?
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CorsAsh
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Just use a sock 
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ed
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You can get loats of better stuff to jam up your cunt than that. You can have permenant things that live up there to stop you getting knocked up.
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Kathryn W
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Jade ever looked into getting a 'coil' fitted?
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
You can get loats of better stuff to jam up your cunt than that. You can have permenant things that live up there to stop you getting knocked up.
Fucking hell ed You should have been a gyneacologist
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
Jade ever looked into getting a 'coil' fitted?
I'm a bit of a coward when it comes to stuff like that, I'm on the pill atm but I've had a wee ermmmmm mistake this week and was just looking at the in's and out's of missing it when I came across that thing!!! 
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--Dave--
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ffs.
All these 'coil's and 'socks' and 'female condoms' tend to be quite risky do they not? Why mess around with shoot like that when he can just put a condom on and away he goes.
Unless of course they don't produce condoms small enough for Koling
Either that or tell him to get his tubes cut and tied together no more sphunk  
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Tom
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That's just made me feel a bit sick, all that hanging out business 
Go on the pill or get a coil or make Kolin bag it
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Butler
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get a coilover fitted
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Unless of course they don't produce condoms small enough for Koling
Thimbles
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CorsAsh
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LMFAO Butler
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
That's just made me feel a bit sick, all that hanging out business
Go on the pill or get a coil or make Kolin bag it
Tom I am ON the pill!! Read my previous post FFS!!
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Butler
get a coilover fitted
Yes or alternatively try a GSI kit
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CorsAsh
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I want to photoshop it but I really shouldnt
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
That's just made me feel a bit sick, all that hanging out business
Go on the pill or get a coil or make Kolin bag it
Tom I am ON the pill!! Read my previous post FFS!!
Don't u shout at me
I didn't read it because it looked boring but when u posted another one I was intruiged. WHy need both (I am not gonna go hunting through the other thread )
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Butler
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Kolin could wear a samco hose
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
Unless of course they don't produce condoms small enough for Koling
Thimbles
Grrrrr..............my Koling's sausage keeps me happy I'll have you all know!!
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I want to photoshop it but I really shouldnt
PMSL in that disabled toilet it would look ubber cool imo
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I want to photoshop it but I really shouldnt
PMSL in that disabled toilet it would look ubber cool imo
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