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DaNnY_LaD
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31st Aug 06 at 19:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How to make a woman happy?
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. F@#k him
3. and Shut the *!#! up
jackssport
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31st Aug 06 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
psml and i'm a girl, good one did you make this up yourself or did you take notes of your last girlfriend??? only joking

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DaNnY_LaD
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31st Aug 06 at 19:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol Takin notes if i did it would be as long as the bible lol....

I got it of one of my mates.

[Edited on 31-08-2006 by DaNnY_LaD]
Liam
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31st Aug 06 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
great.
jackssport
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i think its wicked i'm seriously considering printing it out and giving a copy to my boyfriend when he gets home

wonder what he will say?
DaNnY_LaD
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31st Aug 06 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
G T F

Thats what id say..

[Edited on 31-08-2006 by DaNnY_LaD]
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what does g t f mean???
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Liam
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Get taa fook. AFAIK
DaNnY_LaD
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quote:
Originally posted by LiamD
Get taa fook. AFAIK


Spot on...
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by jackssport
what does g t f mean???


better than the actual joke

Joff?
jackssport
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oh sorry i'm still getting used to these little words and sayings!!!!!!!!!
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31st Aug 06 at 20:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'd like a rugby player
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your not the only one muscular legs mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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quote:
Originally posted by jackssport
oh sorry i'm still getting used to these little words and sayings!!!!!!!!!


joff? vibrio? pics? sketches?
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
i'd like a rugby player


I used to play rugby for Lancashire
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i'm a from the south and half the time i have to re read what people say! i've never really been up north sorry!
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by jackssport
i'm a from the south and half the time i have to re read what people say! i've never really been up north sorry!


WTF

You southerners thinking we speak/type/live/breed incorrectly!
jackssport
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have you got muscular legs and broad shoulders?
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you do Cosmo. I'm sure we discussed this before
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by jackssport
have you got muscular legs and broad shoulders?


both. And child bearing hips.
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i didnt mean it like that! i'm going to newcastle soon i cant wait
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
you do Cosmo. I'm sure we discussed this before


GTF with revealing our secrect late night sessions. I told you to keep that to yourself and now look at you, spouting off to any CS member who will listen
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quote:
Originally posted by jackssport
i didnt mean it like that! i'm going to newcastle soon i cant wait


good luck coming out of there with your life
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