SetH
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had a few flashbacks during moments of clairty this week and ive come to the conclusion that my old dear is completely fucked 
when me and my brother were around 11 and 9 i think we found bits of pornos in the woods when making a den. We told the old dear and she turned around and said something along the lines of, "keep away from them, dirty old men put them there so they can molest young boys". 
another time when i was 13 iirc was whacking of in my bedroom and my labrador just used to wonder in and go to sleep on the bed minding his own business. well my mum caught me and i frantically tried to pull my caks up. she turned around and said "you can catch AIDS from dogs mark".
i cant belive her, no wonder ive turned out like this ffs.
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CorsAsh
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lmao
Did she introduce you to "heffers" too?
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SetH
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no, that was a guy at school, when i was 14 iirc he lent me some 'juggs' magazine or something.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
"you can catch AIDS from dogs mark".
she gave it to the dog 
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andy1868
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lmao
just a quick question, seth, your real name is mark?
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CorsAsh
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No, his real name is Gerald, middle name Mark, prefers that for obvious reason don't you Ger?
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--Dave--
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I was caught whacking off by my mum 
she tried to be all cool about it and told me to do it in the shower
Mum always had baths after that 
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Liam
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MikeE
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I was caught whacking off by my mum
she tried to be all cool about it and told me to do it in the shower
Mum always had baths after that
pmsl
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dave17
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dad caught me once
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_Allan_
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pwned ^
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I was caught whacking off by my mum
she tried to be all cool about it and told me to do it in the shower
Mum always had baths after that
I was caught whacking off by your mum too, she said cant you just be patient i'll be there in a minute
[Edited on 24-08-2006 by James]
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RCoughtrie
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when i was quite young i woke up from a nightmare and went into my mum and dads room in the early hours, my dad was on top of my mum...
In the morning he told me he was doing press ups
[Edited on 24-08-2006 by RCoughtrie]
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K2 GTi
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no way
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James
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you had a 3some with ur mum and dad?
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RCoughtrie
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sick
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SetH
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eddiewhiteley
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when i was younger and my mum was out and i asked my dad "wheres mum?" he'd say "she's run off with a black man"
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