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Matt.H
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20th Aug 06 at 02:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is there owt i can do to get rid of one? just got in to foind some dirty woman has left me wit one lol.
Brett
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20th Aug 06 at 02:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pour piss all over your neck. Will draw it out
Icy
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20th Aug 06 at 02:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ju sget someone to pee on u
its not really a jellyfish sting is it
morpheus22
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20th Aug 06 at 06:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was told toothpaste?
duffman
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20th Aug 06 at 06:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
as said previously, pour piss on your neck, that should get rid of it
OGX
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20th Aug 06 at 07:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah mate. a bit of piss will sort that out.
Sam
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20th Aug 06 at 08:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Piss?
nyzrox
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20th Aug 06 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by morpheus22
i was told toothpaste?


I was thinking that as well.

But piss sounds better idea
STEvieXE
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20th Aug 06 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah deffo the piss
Chris F
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20th Aug 06 at 10:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"My Piss Tastes Like Coke" Mr T
mav
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20th Aug 06 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
high collar.
ClaireF
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20th Aug 06 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
there minging and tacky
abdus
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20th Aug 06 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ask the dirty woman who did that to pee on you

[Edited on 20-08-2006 by abdus]
Jules
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20th Aug 06 at 10:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Love bites = classy

[Edited on 20-08-2006 by Jules]
Marc
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20th Aug 06 at 10:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO I woke up with one once, dirrty cow
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
high collar.





drax
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20th Aug 06 at 10:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah its toothpaste, keep re applying every hour to 2 hours
K3 VMU
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20th Aug 06 at 10:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
IT DONT WORK!!!! toothpaste just makes u smell minty fresh and your skin roasting (tried and tested)
Matt.H
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20th Aug 06 at 11:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ClaireF
there minging and tacky


Your right they do but I didnt intend on gettin one lol...

I think i'll give the piss method a miss and put up with the piss-takin instead.
ed
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20th Aug 06 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How do any of these things work? It's cased by burst blood vessels which wont magically mend if you cover them in piss.
Matt.H
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20th Aug 06 at 11:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
God knows...google it, comes up with a right load of crap tellin different methods of tryin to get rid of em.

but i would go with you ed...it wont magically disappear.
ed
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20th Aug 06 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just ride it out. We've all be with some dirty pirate hooker who gives you one. I hope you gave here about 7 back.
Matt.H
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20th Aug 06 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ed
We've all be with some dirty pirate hooker who gives you one.


yeah, thinkin about it, it was my mate that set her loose on me, what a good friend.
Brett
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20th Aug 06 at 13:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ed
How do any of these things work? It's cased by burst blood vessels which wont magically mend if you cover them in piss.


I know this. I just wanted him to put piss all over his neck
Robin
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