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Author Something to make you giggle
Kerry
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16th Aug 06 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think we need it today

http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-HANDWRITTEN-JOURNAL-JESUS-CHRIST-APPEARED-TO-ME_W0QQitemZ200004365852QQihZ010QQcategoryZ16710QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Tom
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16th Aug 06 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dean_W
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16th Aug 06 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Fooking yankees.
Kerry
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16th Aug 06 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well it made me laugh
3CorsaMeal
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16th Aug 06 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i emailed him ages ago and he never replied, i'll see if i can find my mail
Fee
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16th Aug 06 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What a fruitloop
3CorsaMeal
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16th Aug 06 at 15:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"I notice you have also met jesus, i met him once when i was 11yrs old, he appeared in the bottom of my ice cream cone just after i'd sucked the last bit of ice cream from the cone.

(that cone is soon to be for sale on ebay, i'll let you know when, as i'm sure it would be of interest to you)

When i met Jesus he told me that stars are actually balls of gas and small planets millions of miles away, and they reflect the suns light, i thought he was mad at first as every knows stars are actually dead people. But i also heard it on the telly, so now i agree with jesus.

AND he mentioned cancer etc (what a dull bloke, but i listened anyway as i'm a polite lad)

He reckoned that eating our own flesh is fine as long as we supplement it with apple, but never fed an apple to another apple, as this will cause the world to turn inside out and we'd all be living in a giant burning sphere, (this is what happened to the sun), it used to be a planet but someone fed an apple to an apple."
Fee
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16th Aug 06 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


I can't believe he didnt reply to you
Kerry
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--Dave--
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16th Aug 06 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thought this was gonna be a clip of the movie Snakes on a Plane




only joking Kerry
Kerry
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16th Aug 06 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dave im looking at you sternly
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that's actually quite scary
3CorsaMeal
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16th Aug 06 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i thought you were looking at me then
Kerry
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16th Aug 06 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im boz eyed
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16th Aug 06 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
boz?

like Foz but different?

I miss all those skinny pics of Foz on holiday
Kerry
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16th Aug 06 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kerry
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16th Aug 06 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
btw im giving you the evil eye
3CorsaMeal
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16th Aug 06 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Kerry you make me want to do family trips to tescos, and walking to the park avoiding dog poo and saying hello to people who walk
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that's what an evil eye looks like?

I always imagined it to be a bit more...red, and..... evil.
Kerry
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16th Aug 06 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Kerry you make me want to do family trips to tescos, and walking to the park avoiding dog poo and saying hello to people who walk


should i be flattered?
3CorsaMeal
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16th Aug 06 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i don't know

i just see us kicking thru the leaves in autumn
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don't mind Jim, he has issues. I've tried to sort them via U2U but it's not the best of channels to sort out people's problems.

It's a work in progress though, and there certainly is a light at the end of the rainbow
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16th Aug 06 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and a pot of gold at the end of the tunnel
Kerry
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3CorsaMeal
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16th Aug 06 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yay, just like that, cept you'd have red wellies and a pink bodywarmer

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