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i can see people racing fire balls round the track


Gav... you are a farkin' genius Set it on fire and see if you can get it round a lap before it liquidates


I heard a story about some people who made a ramp and launched burning scalextric cars out of their apartment window
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How come Beardy is angry and has AIDS?
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Just make sure you don't bring this up when we're all heavily intoxicated.... I don't intend on getting arrested for arson

Edit: In reply to Ash, not about Beardy and aids

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by Eckmcmann]
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OMG i need to get this
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Autoart-Porsche-911-GT3-REF-13077_W0QQitemZ6059781851QQihZ009QQcategoryZ73260QQcmdZViewItem


fuck me! That just looks like a realy good display model.

Doesn't even hint at being a slot car.

I'd love one of them.


Check out the baps on the bird in the passenger seat
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How come Beardy is angry and has AIDS?


Angry at the world BECAUSE he has AIDS. So I was told at PVS '05.
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He actually has Arse Injected Death Sentence?
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on a more seroius note, i watched a thing on TV about breaking speed records, they had a huge long straigh and they were setting there scalextric cars down the strip and they had a speed gun, once they got the speed they got the scale of the car and speed they clocked it at and work'd it out into MPH they winner was a 14yrs lad or summar with 190mph or summat

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by Corsa Sport Gav]
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Check out the baps on the bird in the passenger seat


I actually looked and she actually has.

I thought she WAS the seat at first.
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Wonder if they gave slot car woman a woman slot
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on a more seroius note, i watched a thing on TV about breaking speed records, they had a huge long straigh and they were setting there scalextric cars down the strip and they had a speed gun, once they got the speed they got the scale of the car and speed they clocked it at and work'd it out into MPH they winner was a 14yrs lad or summar with 190mph or summat

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by Corsa Sport Gav]


That was the Toy Programme presented by James May from Top Gear wasn't it Gav?



[Edited on 14-08-2006 by SVM 286]
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Woman slot
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yes thats it, haha was loads a blokes and this kid won
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I could have sworn it was a woman and she topped 365 mph.

Edit: I mentioned it a couple of pages back.

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by SVM 286]
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I could have sworn it was a woman and she topped 365 mph.


might hav been
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I could have sworn it was a woman and she topped 365 mph.


She was disqualified as she couldn't reverse to save her life
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Btw, am liking the fire ball idea.

We could all buy 2nd hand shitters from jumble sales or wherever for 50p or something and douse 'em in lighter fluid and let the on-track mayhem commence.



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I agree Jim, I think that would be hilarious, especially if it career'd off the track and set someone's leg/arm/nostril on fire
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Nostril

Polythene bags inside with lighter fluid so you dont quite know when they're gonna explode Exciting
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<6 o'clock news>

''On Saturday night, half a dozen or so drunken internet friends from all corners of the British Isles were treated for mild burns and shock when several of the model slot cars they were racing mysteriously burst into flames and left the track at speed''

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"Most were too drunk to notice the third degree burns they suffered, instead opting to log onto Corsasport and play Guess the Car Game. Til they died in their own juices."
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Nostril

Polythene bags inside with lighter fluid so you dont quite know when they're gonna explode Exciting


''Pop quiz hot shot, there's a model car with a petrol bomb on board, if you speed up or slow down it will explode, what you gonna do?''

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<6 o'clock news>

''On Saturday night, half a dozen or so drunken internet friends from all corners of the British Isles were treated for mild burns and shock when several of the model slot cars they were racing mysteriously burst into flames and left the track at speed''



When questioned about the incident all the police got was drunken mumblings, one policeman said he heard the words "corsasport" being repeated by several members of the drunken crew.
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Nostril

Polythene bags inside with lighter fluid so you dont quite know when they're gonna explode Exciting


''Pop quiz hot shot, there's a model car with a petrol bomb on board, if you speed up or slow down it will explode, what you gonna do?''



I wonder if there is any bus scalextrics, we could have fun playing Speed for hours
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Do I get to bum Sandra Bollocks if I win?
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"Buuuuurrrrrrrrrr, thursss a bommmmm on the buuuuuuuuurrrrs"

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