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Author u know you've drank too much when.....
Icy
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4th Aug 06 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you go into the girls toilets


andy1868
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4th Aug 06 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or you've drank so much you pretend you don't realise you're walking into the girl's toilets

[Edited on 04-08-2006 by andy1868]
Gg_mf
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4th Aug 06 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Haha I go in to the mens even when i aint drunk. I did it in the airport a couple of months ago...i ran out when i saw a guy stood there having a wee.. never gone so red in my life. Worst thing was the women behind me followed me straight in.
Charlene
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4th Aug 06 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If im out down town and im desperate for the toilet we go into the mens because there is never any queues
Icy
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4th Aug 06 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so hungover
K17STY
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4th Aug 06 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you so knew what you were up to going in there
corsa5dr
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4th Aug 06 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
If im out down town and im desperate for the toilet we go into the mens because there is never any queues


Which is annoying because it creates more queues for the blokes. This is our toilet, p1ss off
Icy
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4th Aug 06 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
you so knew what you were up to going in there



i couldnt see the signs honestly
RyanSxi
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4th Aug 06 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeh i walked into the ladies when i was pissed up in wok mania b4. saw all the women and just went "oooops" and walked off.
Crutey
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4th Aug 06 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was smashed last night, got led into the ladies by sum1

Was still pissed till about dinner time today, not good explainin to debtors why im prosecutin them while im bladdered!
stuartmitchell
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4th Aug 06 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I frequently visited the birds toilets in magaluf...because they were closer

plus birds deoderant is ace
mav
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4th Aug 06 at 16:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ladies toilets are always better and cleaner than the mens
MarkM
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4th Aug 06 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Icy
so hungover


Join the club

stuartmitchell
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4th Aug 06 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mav
ladies toilets are always better and cleaner than the mens


i know, I threw up in one in magaluf and the black lady with the perfumes made me clean it up
Icy
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4th Aug 06 at 23:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jus finisehd work and hungover jus gone now
Mather.16v
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4th Aug 06 at 23:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



in a bar near me the toilets are unisex, its a rite laugh, theres also a cubicle with 2 toilet seats
Andrew
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5th Aug 06 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
If im out down town and im desperate for the toilet we go into the mens because there is never any queues


Classy
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5th Aug 06 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Icy
you go into the girls toilets





Trax 2004
Icy
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5th Aug 06 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that was for a good cause fad, marlins sake
sigibbons
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5th Aug 06 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

On holiday in Tenerife a few weeks ago i walked into the toilets, got really confused as to where the urinals were then walked outside and checked to door for the symbol. It was wearing a skirt.
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5th Aug 06 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When we were waiting for our taxi home in the early hours of this morning, I saw this one guy completely pissed as a fart staggering around and then walking into a iron beam outside the pub, he then proceeded to talk to it...

 
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